[Blood of Tyrants]

Poll, should the French change their national animal to PePe LePew?

[parsifal]

Eau my! I think the French word for their odor is "decollatege." I think it is how they find their cars in parking lots since all the little Citroens and Renaults look the same.

parsy, the eurodite. (A word that means "smart", I think.)

[reagan_fanatic]

Shockingly, 2.5million NEVER shower or bath while 1.8million NEVER brush their teeth

Gawd - makes me wonder if the dude who touches up Vladimir Lenin is french...

[A message]

A third spend time in the bathroom reading, while a quarter daydream,........... and one per cent eat.

Eating in the bathroom? That is just wrong.

[RoadTest]

They must have a fear of water because they don't drink it, either!

[fat city]

"Gertrude Stein and Ernest Hemmingway

"Gave up American showers for French bidets.

"Her wit was dry, his style was clean-

"Their crotches were somewhere in between"

Burma Shave

[bert]

Lathering up on cologne was known as a "whore Bath" and is now known as a "frog bath"

[Ditter]

We used to do business with a French company and we made several trips to France over the years. On one of the trips one of the Frenchmen asked us over to dinner at his apartment. While there I asked for the water closet. The lady of the house showed me to the bathroom and politely told me that in France it is very rude to ask to use the bathroom while you are in someones house. WHAT the frick am I supposed to do, go outside? I replied, or something similar, I don't really know what I said, I was just the dumb American. But I was shocked.

[k2blader]

I don't understand this. Taking a bath/shower is one of life's little pleasures. I would think the French would pursue such a thing.. :o)

[paudio]

I failed to see the source of this 'statistics'. Who did the poll? Who are the subjects?

[basil]

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