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Ughhhhhh. Don't go to L'Oreal - unless you like being a French Pretty Boy. The feminization of America means women's care products being hawked at the new women- metrosexual wimps. Just your typical girly man in need of a beauty treatment. Whatever happened to good old-fashioned masculinity?

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
1 posted on 10/07/2005 2:44:25 PM PDT by goldstategop
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Brian Kilmeade on Fox uses a man bag...LOL!
2 posted on 10/07/2005 2:49:10 PM PDT by Dog ( Harriet Miers ......"She's the president's nominee," he said. "She's not MINE.")
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No real man would ever fall for this crap. What is this world coming to?


3 posted on 10/07/2005 2:49:56 PM PDT by mlc9852
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Wuss alert!

5 posted on 10/07/2005 2:51:38 PM PDT by oyez
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Whatever happened to good old-fashioned masculinity?

Question. What happens when a masculine, manly man falls in love with a feminine, girly girl?

Answer. He applies to law school.

6 posted on 10/07/2005 2:53:39 PM PDT by Alouette (Militant Neocon Pundit)
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Power Buff Anti-Roughness Exfoliator

If you have even a hint of roughness left, this product will undoubtedly exfoliate it.

7 posted on 10/07/2005 2:55:56 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg; Alamo-Girl; betty boop; Calpernia

It's called recruiting.

We used to be told to lock up our daughters.

Your daughters will love you if someone out there is still raising masculine men.


9 posted on 10/07/2005 2:57:51 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It!)
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"One application and guaranteed you'll be come a reciever!"

"Just not a football one."


11 posted on 10/07/2005 3:01:42 PM PDT by Killborn (Pres. Bush isn't Pres. Reagan. Then again, Pres. Regan isn't Pres. Washington. God bless them all.)
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does anyone remember a few years ago when they started talking about makeup for men?? i'm not kidding.


12 posted on 10/07/2005 3:02:04 PM PDT by Stellar Dendrite ( Mike Pence for President!!! http://acuf.org/issues/issue34/050415pol.asp)
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The only mud pack I'd consider using is the one I unintentionally got diving face first into a big patch of it while playing goal yesterday.

OK, I'm not pretty. But at least no lady will come to my loo and snicker at what I've got in the medicine cabinet.

Regards, Ivan


15 posted on 10/07/2005 3:04:59 PM PDT by MadIvan (You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
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MANHOOD!


16 posted on 10/07/2005 3:07:44 PM PDT by pogo101
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17 posted on 10/07/2005 3:08:57 PM PDT by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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Please consider the demographic of men who get their sports news from USA today. I think this has more to do with target marketing than it has to do with the feminization of America.
19 posted on 10/07/2005 3:12:42 PM PDT by incredulous joe ("The floggings will continue until the general morale improves!")
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The latest issue of "Details" Magazine on the newstands has a front page teaser to a big article about the feminization of men in America and they say it's widespread and welcome.

They use the term "pussification" with respect to many American males.

21 posted on 10/07/2005 3:22:20 PM PDT by NoControllingLegalAuthority
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I don't even like it when men wear cologne. Never mind manicures and make up!


22 posted on 10/07/2005 3:24:08 PM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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Men get distinguished, women get gray.
Men get character, women get wrinkles.


31 posted on 10/07/2005 3:41:36 PM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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Give me a well worn pair of Levi's (warning, you boycott freaks just back off) and work boots any day. I like a man that looks, feels and smells like a man. If I wanted a Loreal spokes model I'd cut my hair and wear Birkenstocks.


34 posted on 10/07/2005 3:44:30 PM PDT by ShadowDancer (Stupid people make my brain sad.)
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"I call them girlie men."

43 posted on 10/07/2005 3:56:52 PM PDT by SuperSonic (Don't just complain. Do something productive! >> www.clubforgrowth.org <<)
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On this site, we've been following--with dismay--the ever increasing feminization of men in America. Two items, this week, are part of the continuing crisis:

I am what I am and just trying to convince me otherwise will be a life's experience to the "tryer".

44 posted on 10/07/2005 4:12:37 PM PDT by EGPWS
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The Code of the Retrosexual Man :

A Retrosexual man, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.

A Retrosexual man opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female.

A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.

A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.

A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I salute you.

A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.)

A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years old.

A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be. This falls under the "Dealing with IT" portion of The Code.

A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "*****" in the title. Example..."***** Eye for the Straight Guy" The censor took care of this 'un...

A Retrosexual does not let neighbors screw up rooms in his house on national TV.

A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women. Some is inevitable, but major reinvention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little puss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it.

A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak treechipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.

A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey.

A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Windsor knot.

A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound he can brag about getting.

A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can -- or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you be.

A Retrosexual knows that owning a gun is not a sign that your are riddled with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH IT. Plus it's just plain fun to shoot.

Crying. There are very few reason that a Retrosexual may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is cussing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part.

When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that Retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you punks" look on his face.

A Retrosexual knows how to say the Pledge properly, and with the correct emphasis and pronunciation. He also knows the words to the Star Spangled Banner

A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged or in a serious healthy relationship - i. e., hunting, boxing, shot putting, shooting, cigars, car maintenance.

A Retrosexual man can drive in snow (heck, a blizzard) without sliding all over or driving under 20mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering his ride in a snow bank.

A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants. Wherever it lands is where he darn well wanted it to land.

A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any elderly person or person in military dress (except 2nd Lt's) NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retrosexual man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country.

A Retrosexual man doesn't need a contract -- a handshake is good enough. He will always stand by his word even if circumstances change or the other person deceived him.

A Retrosexual man doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT !

46 posted on 10/07/2005 4:30:16 PM PDT by TaxRelief
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I am simply too sexy for that stuff:

Real men have the aura of diesel oil.

50 posted on 10/07/2005 6:02:14 PM PDT by Atlantic Bridge (O tempora! O mores!)
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