Iran Admits 'Suicide Column' Program (Training 40,000 Suicide Bombers)

YnetNews ^ | 10/06/2005 | Roee Nahimas

[ex-Texan]

It apears to me it is long past time to designate Iranians as active worm fodder. Muhammad Taki Misbah Yazari is right at the top of the list. He deserves to meet those camel eyed 'virgins' from Hell himself. Iran is a terrorist state. Time for Bolton to go to work in the U.N. and cut off all pending deals with the EU. Bolton was hand picked to shake up the U.N. Time to turn him loose as a weapon. Read More Here

[Ben Mugged]

Let's randomly dial cell phone numbers in Iran and see if we can get lucky.

[cowboyway]

The population of Iran is stated to be a little over 68 million.

I wish they would all volunteer and conduct testing in Iran, Syria, Palestine, Saudi Arabia, Libya, etc.

Kill em all. Let Allah sort em out.

[USF]

Iranian Mullahs renew their membership in the axis of evil PING.

40,000 wannabe shaheeds in search of 2,880,000 virgins - or is it raisins, and the company of young boys...

[InsureAmerica]

I am curious as to what company benefits are provided to these geniuses as employees of this fascist regime? Health insurance, disability, dental and voluntary life maybe?

[Calpernia]

ping

[RoadTest]

It's time to go in there and clean house. Maybe start by softening them up with a barrage of air strikes.

[sharktrager]

How does one "train" a suicide bomber.

Seems a fairly easy job to me.

[You Dirty Rats]

It's clobberin' time!!

[Calpernia]

What a fun freep that would be!

Anyway we could keep score?

[DogBarkTree]

"The population of Iran is stated to be a little over 68 million"
Lets make it a little over 68.

[cdbull23]

Haha, hmm, not a bad idea! Maybe we should start the Adopt-A-Bomber Calling Card program?

"Remember, you can save the life of a family of three ... or even save a city ... with a measly 5 dollar donation for this calling card."

[Samwise]

Let's randomly dial cell phone numbers in Iran and see if we can get lucky.

I envision a phaser-type dialer that rotates frequencies. We can zap them from a distance.

[Little Ray]

Can we please just nuke 'em now?
I don't care if there is more pro-American sentiment in Tehran than in San Francisco. If that many people want to die, we should help them.

[calrighty]

Tahe em out BTTT

[layman]

Yizdai told them that “the gates of heaven are open for you. There are beautiful, black-eyed virgins there who are waiting for you on the banks of golden rivers.”

This illustrates perfectly the fundamental sickness of this so-called religion.

[thinking4me]

I believe the Founding Fathers were no interventionists. A republic if you can keep it, by Congressman Ron Paul! See: http://www.house.gov/paul/congrec/congrec2000/cr020200.htm

BUSINESS WITH ALL BUT POLITICAL ENTAGLEMENTS WITH NONE...

They also were pro-sound money. Central banking encourages war because it is a debt based system: everybody fights even more to pay its debts.

Time to acknowledge that interventionism does not work because intervention always requires more intervention: it is like cocain addiction. Are the world lawmakers stupid or do "they" have a plan???

THE FAILURE OF INTERVENTIONISM: http://www.mises.org/etexts/mises/critique/contents.asp

This is why all the empires have done down the road eventually.... this time again, the West (USA and it EU, UK allies) will pay the heavy price. To each his turn.

There is NO SUCH THING as THE BALANCE OF POWER.

Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Again the Founding Fathers knew better than most of your congressmen today: "If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy."-- James Madison, while a United States Congressman

[Blood of Tyrants]

Not a bad idea for Iraq. A lead truck in a convoy has an uplink with all the nearest cell towers and then downloads all the numbers that are currently communicating with that tower. It then automatically dials those numbers to explode ordinance.

[Blood of Tyrants]

I don't care if there is more pro-American sentiment in Tehran than in San Francisco,

Ah, that's not saying much.

[BlessedBeGod]

Around six months ago, Nedran set up “Zaytoon,” as an organization for men and women who wished to carry out suicide bombings against the enemies of Islam and the Iranian revolution -- in particular, the Americans, British, and Israelis.

Three of the toughest peoples on the planet. Do they really think they'll bring us to our knees?