[js1138]

Since some of this crowd claim pre-Fall vegetarianism, I entertain myself in the odd dull moment envisioning lions with moose teeth for munching on coarse savanna grasses.

Ah, but cats still eat grass, and coughing up hairballs is vestigial rumination. Explain that away.

[From many - one.]

Ah, but without evolution cats are not related to lions!

Do you realize that your post might be quoted in all seriousness by "I can't remember where I read it but even scientists agree..."

You may someday share honors with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.