Ah, but without evolution cats are not related to lions!
Do you realize that your post might be quoted in all seriousness by "I can't remember where I read it but even scientists agree..."
You may someday share honors with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Doesn't everyone aspire to start a lucrative new religion? A high school friend started one as a joke. I've lost track of him, but last I heard he was making a living as a minister.