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Posted on 10/01/2005 12:46:41 PM PDT by Jim Robinson
Howdy everyone!
Are you ready for a FReepathon!
Well, we're fresh back from two great patriotic rallies in Crawford, Texas and Washington, DC! And the good news is, I think we've stopped Cindy Sheehan and her would be antiwar movement dead in its tracks!!
Hoorah!!
Cindy Sheehan go home! The 60's are dead and gone and your 15 minutes of fame is up!!
Thank god!
Tens of thousands of communist inspired leftists descended on our nation's capital, but they left no lasting mark. I don't think the country is in the mood for putting up with the anti-American antics of aging hippies and drugged-out punk anarchists. There will be no massive Vietnam style antiwar movements. Not this time.
America and freedom itself were attacked by cutthroat terrorists on 911 and our people will not forget. Our all volunteer army has knocked out the Taliban and Saddam Hussein's evil fascist party and army. Millions of people have been liberated from murderous tyrants. Saddam Hussein himself is languishing in prison awaiting his date with justice and the hangman. Democracy has been established in the middle east and with our continuing help will flourish. It will take some time but the scourge of terrorism will eventually be wiped off the face of the planet for all time.
Thank God for President Bush and our armed forces!
Thank God for our wonderful men and women in uniform!
Thank you all very much!!
P.S. The back to back rallies have just about depleted our cash reserves and we have some tax payments coming due this month so I've set our target a little bit higher this time.
Remember ABBOTT and COSTELLO Jokes? Hope you enjoy this one. In today's world, Bud ABBOTT and Lou COSTELLO's famous sketch "Who's on first?" might have turned out something like this....
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT . . . .ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks.I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer.I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows.I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer!I need something I can use to write proposals,track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great! With what?
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
ABBOTT: The blue "1".
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?
ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"!
ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
COSTELLO: It is?
ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
A FEW DAYS LATER . .
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START"..........
WOWEEE!
All I can say is: Buck To The Top!!!!
Thank you very much, TASMANIANRED!
Howdy everyone!
We have incoming:
$20 from California
$30 from Missouri
$10 from California
$20 from Pennsylvania
$50 from Nevada
$10 from Never Never Land
$50 from Never Never Land
$20 from Minnesota
$10 from California
$50 from California
$50 from Never Never Land
$50 from Never Never Land
$10 from Maryland
$30 from Oregon
$20 from Texas
$25 from Ohio
$22 from California
$50 from Ohio
$10 from Michigan
$20 from Illinois
$50 from Massachusetts
$25 from Pennsylvania
$100 from New Jersey
$20 from North Carolina
$50 from Maine
$50 from Iowa
$10 monthly from Florida
$50 from Colorado
$50 from Florida
$10 from Pennsylvania
Thank you all very much!!
Valerie, your Kitty is so Beautiful, especially his Blue Eyes!
LOL! "Click on start." That's what drove me nuts at first.
That and the fact that the up arrow scrolls down and the down arrow scrolls up. I still don't get it.
Welcome to FR
BTW .. nice ping list ... who are you?
LOL! Good one, Fiddlstix.
Zuppa be Zotted.
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Hi, Mo! How's everything with you?
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