[Nowhere Man]

I'm waiting for someone to marry their dog! I'm sure it will become legal someday.

I remember reading a quote from Anita Bryant in 1977 about where she was asked about homosexual rights and the idea of them marrying and she said something like that if that came about, it will be OK to "marry a St. Bernard." She was ahead of her time. I remember she was tossed from Florida Orange Juice where they dumped her for her views.

[Gondring]

I remember reading a quote from Anita Bryant in 1977 [. . .] and she said something like that if that came about, it will be OK to "marry a St. Bernard." She was ahead of her time.

If she'd said, "The Berlin Wall," she'd have been two years ahead of her time...

http://www.algonet.se/~giljotin/eija.html
"My love is The Berlin-Wall with whom I am married since 17th of June 1979."

See also http://www.berlinermauer.se/:

"This is my husband. His name is the Berlin Wall and he was born on August 13, 1961. I expect you've heard of him; he is quite a celebrity. He lives in Berlin.
I used to work in a pharmacy. Now I own a museum. My husband's job was to divide East and West Berlin. He is retired now. "

and
http://www.algonet.se/~giljotin/explan.html
"My attraction to the Berlin Wall and other constructions is BOTH emotional AND sexual. I love them as beings (I use this word intentionally here). I enjoy their company… and I catch fire sexually on the Berlin Wall."