Biologists Observe Gorillas Using Tools

ap on Yahoo ^ | 9/29/05 | Joseph B. Verrengia - AP

[NormsRevenge]

Heck, they've been driving luggage carts and handling luggage at airports for years.

[keithtoo]

I once saw a three stooges episode where a gorilla drove a car.....or maybe it was a bear.

[afnamvet]

Couple of apes worked on my mustang. Had to sell it.

[trubluolyguy]

Gorillas use tools?


Hell, the left used Cindy al Sheehadi, so gorillas using tools, not that big a deal.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Big deal. We have a certain Nordic variety of kittens around here that can handle firearms, explosives, bolts of lightning, and all sorts of weapons of mass troll destruction.

[Alas Babylon!]

N'Yuck, N'Yuck, N-Yuck!!!

[DocRock]

*yawn* Let me know when they start making tools...

[msnimje]

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

But the real test is can they punch a ballot so there are no hanging chads!

Even the Democrats have proven themselves so dam dumb that they cannot be allowed to play with sharp instruments to punch chads. They now have to use touch screens and still can't do it right!

[Snapping Turtle]

Steve would be fascinated.

[taxesareforever]

What will be the next big news? See a gorilla picking it's nose and scratching it's butt? I bet if you give it a can of beer it may even drink it. Would that make it a redneck?

[citizencon]

Clinton used a cigar to check the depth..., oh well; but it's "truly astounding". For a baboon, his skill and intelligence are truly amazing.

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[coconutt2000]

Don't give the Democrats ideas about giving gorillas the right to vote.

Then again we should probably check the voter rolls in California. I wonder how many zoo animals have been voting for Democrats.

[Willie Green]

More jobs that Americans don't want to do.

[jwh_Denver]

Hell, this info is 20+ years old. To the apes? Much much older.

[Cinnamon Girl]

[stylin19a]

[Auntie Dem]

HA! This ought to be the death-knell for those creationists who claim that evolution can't be replicated under sicentific conditions. Here we have gorillas using tools, it won't be long now and they will be shaving, putting on a suit and walking into the cities--just like their nearest relatives--ACLU lawyers!