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Heck, they've been driving luggage carts and handling luggage at airports for years.
1 posted on 09/29/2005 8:28:02 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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I once saw a three stooges episode where a gorilla drove a car.....or maybe it was a bear.


2 posted on 09/29/2005 8:30:31 PM PDT by keithtoo (Howard Dean is a Rove plant, Rove is a NeoCon plant, NeoCons are Trilateralist plants....)
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Couple of apes worked on my mustang. Had to sell it.


3 posted on 09/29/2005 8:32:08 PM PDT by afnamvet
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Gorillas use tools?


Hell, the left used Cindy al Sheehadi, so gorillas using tools, not that big a deal.


4 posted on 09/29/2005 8:33:17 PM PDT by trubluolyguy (I am conservative. That is NOT the same thing as Republican. Don't place party over principle.)
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Big deal. We have a certain Nordic variety of kittens around here that can handle firearms, explosives, bolts of lightning, and all sorts of weapons of mass troll destruction.


5 posted on 09/29/2005 8:34:01 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (I just stepped in a big pile of sassy.)
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*yawn* Let me know when they start making tools...
7 posted on 09/29/2005 8:35:35 PM PDT by DocRock (Osama said, "We love death, the U.S. loves life, that is the main difference between us.")
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8 posted on 09/29/2005 8:39:45 PM PDT by msnimje (Hurricane KATRINA - An Example of Nature's Enforcement of Eminent Domain)
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But the real test is can they punch a ballot so there are no hanging chads!

Even the Democrats have proven themselves so dam dumb that they cannot be allowed to play with sharp instruments to punch chads. They now have to use touch screens and still can't do it right!


9 posted on 09/29/2005 8:41:06 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (ISLAM. The religion of the criminally insane.)
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What will be the next big news? See a gorilla picking it's nose and scratching it's butt? I bet if you give it a can of beer it may even drink it. Would that make it a redneck?


11 posted on 09/29/2005 8:45:52 PM PDT by taxesareforever (Government is running amuck)
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Clinton used a cigar to check the depth..., oh well; but it's "truly astounding". For a baboon, his skill and intelligence are truly amazing.


12 posted on 09/29/2005 8:52:43 PM PDT by citizencon
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13 posted on 09/29/2005 8:54:51 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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More jobs that Americans don't want to do.


16 posted on 09/29/2005 8:58:03 PM PDT by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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Hell, this info is 20+ years old. To the apes? Much much older.


17 posted on 09/29/2005 8:58:46 PM PDT by jwh_Denver (A liberal is a communist in the oven.)
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18 posted on 09/29/2005 8:59:28 PM PDT by Cinnamon Girl (OMGIIHIHOIIC ping list)
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19 posted on 09/29/2005 9:02:24 PM PDT by stylin19a
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HA! This ought to be the death-knell for those creationists who claim that evolution can't be replicated under sicentific conditions. Here we have gorillas using tools, it won't be long now and they will be shaving, putting on a suit and walking into the cities--just like their nearest relatives--ACLU lawyers!
20 posted on 09/29/2005 9:02:38 PM PDT by Auntie Dem (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Terrorist lovers gotta go!)
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This is not news...Night I remind you of Windows 95!


22 posted on 09/29/2005 9:03:46 PM PDT by Republic of Texas
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So a gorilla stuck a stick in some water. The chimps beat the gorillas into outer space. Go chimps!


24 posted on 09/29/2005 9:05:55 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (We Gave Peace A Chance. It Didn't Work Out. Search keyword: 09-11-01.)
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For the first time, biologists have documented gorillas in the wild using simple tools, such as poking a stick in a swampy pool of water to check its depth.

Until now, scientists had seen gorillas using tools only in captivity. Among the great apes, tool use in the wild was thought to be a survival skill reserved for smaller chimpanzees and orangutans.

After seeing apes in a zoo using their tools, I can just imagine what they do with them on the "wild side"! ; 0

26 posted on 09/29/2005 9:09:01 PM PDT by EGPWS
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27 posted on 09/29/2005 9:09:50 PM PDT by mysterio
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Is Jane Goodall still living with the chimps?


28 posted on 09/29/2005 9:16:25 PM PDT by celestine phophesy
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