"Hell, I'm not a Moslem. I eat anything."
Posted on 09/26/2005 7:14:40 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
If some dopey bloody Pom goes swimming in their home, what does he reckon they'll do?
Well, maybe they should be not culled, but purposefully exterminated, with only a few individuals left in the major zoos. Life will become so much simpler and easier.
Where's Louis Vuitton when you need him?
that would offend the Greens
Croc on the barbie?
You'd think he'd be needing lots of crocs to make replacements for all the handbags purchased by hurricane evacuees with their government debit cards.
We must look into the root causes of the Croc's hatred of humanity.
Problem solved: feed the Greens to the crocs!!!!
It's time for Aussies to step up to the plate!
Ummm, you know what I mean...
Aren't they green (or greenish), and isn't grren the clor of ISLAM?
Are you sure those aren't Indonesian crocs infiltratig the Northern Territories?
We can declare open season on crocs when a few go bad and become mankillers, but we can't declare open season on muslims when 90% go bad.
"If some dopey bloody Pom goes swimming in their home, what does he reckon they'll do?"
The Poms are getting more and more European each day. I guess they would all go on like the greenies in our countries do? (And interesting aside: how many who have read this thread know what the term "Poms" means? ;-) )
But do they eat pork?
I thought a POM meant Prisoner of Mother England and was a reference to prisoners held in Australia from the early days. Is my memory correct?
So you are saying that they can eat us but we can't eat them?
Are you saying that crocs need Affirmative Action when it comes to the Food Chain?
We humans have to eat too.
I would bet that Australian crocs as just as tasty as Florida gators. :-)
I cant fathom some idiot going in the same water those things are in. Your asking for it if you do.
"Then the greenpissers are to be officially equated with, and counted as, crocodiles, with the same bounty per skin, but without zoo preservation privileges."
Crocodilians everywhere are deeply saddened.
How would you like to be lumped in with those things? And any bounty would have to include the cost of the arm length rubber gloves needed for anyone attempting to dress and clean one of those things.
On the other hand, perhaps there might be a market for 'Greenie' purses - IF the provenance could be established. Think of what might be paid for an Ingrid Newkirk purse. ;-)
Now there's an idea to grab onto! Y'all can feed your wackos to your crocs and we can feed ours to the Churchill, Canada Polar Bears!
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