[kddid]

It looks like the Kennedy folk have us figured out. We need to come up with a new plan to pollute rivers, increase smog, destroy ecosystems, kill endangered species, deplete the ozone layer, increase global warming, ratchet up the power of hurricanes, increase the severity of droughts, and keep golf courses pristine so we can take the day off from work - play a round - and celebrate our destruction of the planet.

We need a new plan. Now where is my copy of Plan B?

Please ignore the redundancies, I couldn't help myself.

[RexBeach]

Sen. Kennedy couldn't close an umbrella.

[Pessimist]

"Three of my kids – and millions of others – already struggle to breath on bad air days because they suffer from asthma."

Wow! Three children w/ asthma! Ok then. No more fuel for any of us!

[Celtjew Libertarian]

Do Kennedy family activists all have the same ghostwriter?

And if it is the same ghostwriter, is it the ghost of Mary Jo Kopechne or Marilyn Monroe, by any chance?

[Gay State Conservative]

Fine,Mr Kennedy...but then,Mary Jo saw water in your uncle's
Oldsmobile.

[js1138]

The democrat party is dying; therrefore, someone must be poisoning it.

[TXnMA]

Hey, Kennedys:

That strange, unidentifiable thing about the Bush administration you call "poison"...

No wonder you don't recognize it. It's called...

"Truth...!"

[The Sons of Liberty]

"Three of my kids – and millions of others – already struggle to breath

That blowhard Kennedy is using up all the oxygen!

[Cyber Liberty]

Those contributing $10 or more will receive a "gray wolf tote bag.”

What is the deal with liberals and "tote bags"? It seems they're giving them, away with everything but a new bank account.

[digger48]

Can we open up drilling in Hyannisport?

We'd no doubt strike scotch at under 100 feet.

[SuziQ]

The Kennedy men haven't had an original thought in 30 years.

[dirtboy]

In early September, NewsMax revealed that Sen. Ted Kennedy had sent out a letter seeking contributions for the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee claiming that Republicans have "poisoned our air and water

Hey, Teddy - driving a car into the water causes pollution.

[digger48]

I'd even give them the 10 bucks if they truly used a Grey Wolf in making their tote bags.

[Bommer]

"Three of my kids – and millions of others – already struggle to breath on bad air days because they suffer from asthma. Should our children suffer even more to improve ExxonMobil’s bottom line?”

Why did Mary Jo have to struggle to breathe when your Uncle drove her off the bridge?

[oyez]

America’s most sensitive and irreplaceable ecosystems,”

Sensitive alright. Its a frikkin iceburg. The greens even think Death Vally is sensitive.

[Inwoodian]

And arsenic. Don't forget the arsenic that the Republicans are putting in our water. In fact, Tom Dashiell was acting like this was the nation's most urgent problem before he was shown the door. So urgent no one even remembers it now.

[goodnesswins]

KENNEDY = POISON to America for the last 50 years

[N. Theknow]

Kennedys.

You are hereby directed to my tagline.

[hiramknight]

I would ask Mr. Kennedy if an alternative of, say... wind generators off the coast of Cape Cod, barely close enough to shore to see might be a clean echo friendly way of producing energy. Oh yea, I forgot, it's in your backyard so it's not a good thing. What a loser.

[sgtbono2002]

Robert Kennedy has 3 kids with Asthma?? Is it bad genes? Its a little unusual isnt it? Maybe its being born with that silver spoon in your mouth that causes asthma. But then this is the same guy that said Katrina was a hurricane because Bush wouldnt sign the Kyoto accord. I have a feeling he is lying to make his point. But I do feel sorry for his kids. Not so much because they have asthma, but because they have this idiot for a father and an even bigger idiot for an Uncle, But I am sure their trust funds will carry them thru. Unless they take up skiing or flying, or riding with their Uncle in his Oldsmobile.