[yobid]

And yet we keep giving these people attention.

[Emmett McCarthy]

And that's exactly why I wear this tin foil hat for protection not only from hurricanes but also the CIA and talk radio.

[Jaded]

I thought only Rove had the hurricane making machine!

[joesnuffy]

Weather Wars

You gotta admit this stuff is really neato...;)

[SpottedBeaver]

It's not the man-made hurricanes we have to worry about. It's the government-made cheese that's the real problem.

[Boundless]

... the Yakuza — the Japanese mafia — is using a
> Russian-made electromagnetic generator to launch
> terrific storms against the U.S. mainland.

Nope. They're releasing extra butterflies off the coast
of Africa. The tiny eddy currents their wings generate
grow into tropical cyclones. The proof of this is that
they've triggered so many this year that we've nearly
run out of names for them.

Depending on how you define "proof", of course :-)

[A message]

kuckoo, kuckoo, kuckoo for coco puffs.

Yea, the Ruskie, Japanese mafia weather machine, not only can they make the storms, but they can aim them with deadly accuracy.

Stop all smart weapon development now and earmark those funds for a counter weather machine. We can wipe out Iran and Syria with a giant dust storm, Korea with a giant Tsunami and Russia with a blizzard they'll never recover from.

Kuckoo, kuckoo

[Beth528]

Not according to the great mind of Barbara Strisand..it is not caused by the Japanese it was frist started when President Bush became president..Although if people would check, it seems way back when Barbara was a youth there were several hurricans almost every year..

[DustyMoment]

Sounds to me as though Scotty's tin foil hat is a might too tight - not enough blood getting through to the remnants of his brain!!

[lmailbvmbipfwedu]

We gotta catch that damn butterfly.................

[IamConservative]

Someone lost a few tiles on re-entry.

[TaxRelief]

Is it safe to assume that the infestation of Kudzu is also part of this Japanese revenge plot?

(LOL)

[jb6]

Fox printed this crap?

[auboy]

What's the category beyond stuck on stupid?

[MadJack]

This ex-weather guy is not nearly as strange as his primary source...Tom Bearden, a retired US Army LTC.
Bearden has long been "out there" with papers on Tessla, scalar and earthquake weapons, you name it. Google him if you're up for a laugh.

[PilloryHillary]

Man made hurricanes???? It's a conspiracy!

[SGCOS]

check out the satellite data

[Little Ray]

So the Yakuza got hold of the Scalar Howitzer, eh?
http://www.prahlad.org/pub/bearden/scalar_wars.htm#weaponization

[sandydipper]

I've wrapped my head with Reynolds and am waiting for the punch line.

[GreenLanternCorps]

Many fries short of a Happy Meal...