My caption:
White house aide to partner: "Cindy looks good behind those bars!"
Posted on 09/24/2005 3:25:22 PM PDT by Digital Disaster
September 24, 2005 Washington DC
Hello from enemy territory! I’m in Washington DC with Peace Mother Sheehan (PMS) where earlier this week we protested at the White House.
We marched down Pennsylvania Ave. singing songs of peace, some of us baring our breasts and genitals for peace, others doing bong hits for peace, and quite a few talking on cell phones for peace.
Cindy had this great idea to write a letter to President Hayseed demanding the withdrawal of all American troops from all countries, disbanding the military, and prison sentences and sensitivity training for any Christian or Jew who disrespects the Holy Q’uron. She then had the world’s most important people sign it at her TV pilot premier including Susan Sarandon, Michael Moore, and of course, Barbara Streisand. It was my idea to take it to Kinkos and have it blown up to the size of a refrigerator so the cameras could get a clear shot of it. The only problem was that every time the wind would gust the thing acted like an airplane wing and several of us would have to grab Cindy’s ankles as she became airborne. We were all embarrassed for her when the Fox cameras got that shot of her thong when she got especially high.
After reaching the White House we all said a hopeful prayer for its resident’s destruction and then followed that with some really cool peace chants, a lot of weeping, and some Frisbee throwing.
Unfortunately there was no sign of that little weasel Bush but there were lots of fascist military goons soldiers and pigs policemen standing around acting like they were all-powerful or something. They appeared to be looking for any excuse to beat, rape, and torture us like they did those innocent freedom fighters enemy combatants at Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo. The several doobies I smoked before arriving did little to alleviate my fear in the presence of these bloodthirsty brutes.
Anyway, we handed the gigantic letter to a couple of nerdy neo-cons on the other side of the fence, and watched them take it inside. Finally getting our letter to George W. Warmonger was a great victory for all who love peace but later someone noticed it lying next to the trashcans at the side of the building. I personally paid Kinkos $84.23 for that giant letter and I'll bet those bozos didn't even bother to read it! It's so obvious they don't want peace.
I say next time we make the letter bigger. Much bigger.
Later.
Sorta says it all, eh?
LOL. Welcome back, Peace Moonbeam.
Besides ... the weblink doesn't work .....
Gawd almighty...I thought the 60's were over!!!
My caption:
White house aide to partner: "Cindy looks good behind those bars!"
it appears the CSPAN decided to drop coverage of this collection of retards and idiots completely.
Wonderful!
This is satire, right?
Thanks ... got it now
Just got back from the "March" myself.
I was going to post a lengthy vanity about it, since I think the usual members of the DC Chapter are tied up for a bit.
What did you do with all the little pieces? I hope no one was hurt in the explosion. Perhaps next time you'll choose enlargement.
Osama bin Laden, Bozo Abdul Zawaqawi, Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il and Fidel Castro also call Washington, D.C. "enemy territory." Hmmmmm.
"Peace Moonbeam"
Cool name but I think I prefer "Megadeath Asteroid" for myself.
It is almost believable from these moonbats. Now that's scary.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Jamais reculez á tyrannie un pouce!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! Never give an inch to tyranny!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Unchopped photo 
The Million Yawn March The AP, Washington Post, and other news sources gleefully mentioned Cindy Sheehan's march on the White House this afternoon. With the exception of Reuters, however, they were all more than willing to forego this little tidbit of information: Mrs Sheehan was joined by about 30 supporters in her march down Pennsylvania Avenue to deliver a letter to Bush urging him to pull the troops out of Iraq. Cindy Sheehan's Pitiful Party Source: Reuters via Yahoo! That's all, folks. I count 29 people. This is her entire protest party. Including Cindy. After a carefully stage-managed vigil by liberal PR firm Fenton Communications, and a pair of 3-week long national bus tours to drum up support for her cause, "Mother Sheehan" managed to bring with her just this tiny gaggle with her to the gates of the White House. The organizers backing her show hope to draw "ten of thousands" of fellow protestors this weekend, but if this sad crowd and last night's turnout of just 150 in New York are any indication, the fledging anti-war movement of Cindy Sheehan is all but dead.
"It was my idea to take it to Kinkos and have it blown up"
Do you think they had help from Hamas?
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