A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)

me | 09/24/2005 | Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles

[tuliptree76]

I always have wild weekends. < /sarcasm>

[calrighty]

Games like "guess my accounts payable" ?

[tuliptree76]

I don't play any games. I just have to work on my lesson plans and dissertation.

[A CA Guy]

Wow, you party down girl! :-)

[tuliptree76]

There's never a dull moment.

[A CA Guy]

Haven't you trained that pet fish of yours to handle some of your chores and responsibilities yet?

[tuliptree76]

He doesn't listen to me.

[NicknamedBob]

In the current scenario, in the continuing adventure of this "soap-opera" we call the Undead Thread, our location is Eniwetok Atoll.

We've been here for several months, continuing to "gas up" in the engine modernization program begun back in Hawaii.

With over a thousand Gas-Cooled Nuclear Reactors to build and fuel up, we needed to extract a lot of Uranium from the sea-water around us. Fortunately, the Eniwetokians have been very cooperative with us. Somehow, they seem to have gotten the impression we're part of a huge environmental cleanup workgroup.

We'll test the efficiency of our Nuclear Rocket design in a few days, sending an expedition to the moon and returning. NASA has asked us to drop off a multiple ton "package" for them. They seem to think there could be water-ice in one of the craters there.



We'll also be dropping off our own robotic laboratory equipment as well. We will have to operate our spider-robots at slow speed from here for the most part, but we have a few experiments and processes to set up ourselves.

After the Lunar expedition is completed, we'll get everything ready to blast off from the ocean's surface on December twenty-seventh on our long-awaited journey to Mars.

As much fun as the Undead Thread has been so far, it should become even more interesting in the coming weeks!

[Tax-chick]

Sigh.

[NicknamedBob]

Si.

[A CA Guy]

If you fish can't hear you could probably put one of those Rush Limbaugh devices to it's brain.

Or, your fish could learn to read lips.

[tuliptree76]

He can hear. He likes listening to Dolly Parton sing.

[Das Outsider]

I tried to get a little activity on here.



Ah, herro an many gleedings, young rady. It is acteevity you ah rooking foh? Not to pat one's ego on deh back, but I am quite deh poetly ryda. You wir ubzuv...

Lohses ah quite led,
And veddy broo ah deh viorets,
My ruv does fry most high,
Rike an ayuhprane pirate

I humbry say dat you have not seen such liming abirity since Kim, oh Keats--oh Supafry.

[tuliptree76]

It's definitely a soap opera in here.

[tuliptree76]

Huh?

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Hey there!

Where have you been?

:)

[A CA Guy]

At least he didn't like to hear Tiny Tim.

[NicknamedBob]

Do please keep him away from our fuel supply.

We don't have any tons to spare.

[Das Outsider]

Huh?

Guess a bit of history is in order.... Look at post #20. If you don't recognize him, that's Kim Jong Il, pot bellied midget dictator of North Korea. He acts as my alter ego at times on FR. Madeline Albright ("Matterin Arrbright") serves as his current love interest, though the Dear Leader is partial to just about all blonde women--Helen Thomas is the exception. As a side note, Kim has had quite a long and not-quite-successful music career; his latest endeavor being a hip-hop album to be released next week.

Presently, Hu Jintao, Vice President of China is filling in for Kim while he's on vacation to an undisclosed location that has umbrella drinks and Swedish models. Mr. Jintao is of course the wet blanket to Kim's beach party, as it were--the Diet in his Coke.

Hope that clears things up.

[tuliptree76]

True.