Posted on 09/21/2005 7:17:04 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
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I wish I could hear you!
This computer doen't play music very well...
I'll bet you were great!
Ms.B
Good on ya, Linda, for blasting FoxNews!! They really deserve it lately.
But I am sure I heard those Big Tex Trailer ones. They were on all the time! :o)
Don't feel bad Ms. B....Red missed hearing the story too.
That's ok..I'm on again tomorrow.
Guess moon pies would then be a sub-group! :o)
Can you, or someone, fill me in on the Burkas?
PURPLE????
You want her to look like Barny????
Yep, I do that too!
Ma taught me that early on!
Ms.B
must.....resist....sarcastic....comment....
Good thing I read all the posts or I would not have known you were gonna be on tomorrow!!!
Ok, so I guess that isn't a new trick I can teach you! :)
My problem was finding a place to put it that the dog would stay out of it. The top of my dresser works pretty good.
I have probably about 20 lbs. of candy that I couldn't get sent before Tank left Iraq. He doesn't have use of it in Kuwait. Would one of your soldiers be able to use it to hand out to kids or something? I'd love to get it out of my pantry.
When you consider how nasty the most "prominent" Libtards, ie, senators and congressmen, are, are we surprised. NOT!
Is she a CUBBIE fan????
Add any Texans I may have missed.
Texans in the "After Life"
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing."
The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a minute."
The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"
Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there."
The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."
After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?"
Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on."
This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said , "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those damn Texans have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning.
I dunno. I know she likes baseball...not sure what team though.
Other than our sons team of course! :D
Not surprised one single bit.
Thakee kandly mayum!
You can get it at http://www.pentagonchannel.mil/pcindex_static.aspx
Then click on "Pentagon Report" at the top. I have put it in my Favorites.
I think I know someone that might use it..
As long as it is not chocolate..
It would melt too much right now!
Ms.B
BWWWAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA! That's us alright!
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