Posted on 09/20/2005 8:53:40 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.
Reports Britian's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.
The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.
A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.
The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."
Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.
"A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00"
ROFL!
"You better put some ice on that!"
Figures the Monica condoms would be cheap.
Man, I just can't stay angry with the Chinese.
We don't make things up here. We don't have to. LOL (snort) LOL (snort) LOL
Then you can learn the true meaning of "IS" Amen.
50% of sales profits will be donated to the DNC.
They have a very high failure rate!
Or a Cuban cigar soaked in Cod oil.
They probably burst under pressure.
How about Ted Kennedy condoms?
Liquor lubricated, with a hole on the side, after you use it and throw it in water, it will sink rapidly.
There ya go willie...there's your legacy of Monica big and bold. Condoms. Oh yeah...you're legacy.
Clinton, the worst President this country has ever had!!!
Tops on the list of jobs you'd hate to have.
They need to display a 12 pack of Clintons at the Clinton Library.
"The Slick Willy" sound like a better name for them. Reminds you of those small water tubes(4-6") they sell in the toy store- slinky slippery -bendy type things. Wonder if he gets discount to hand out at Prez Library
This has GOTTA make your list...
"I'm waiting for a hurricane to be named Monica" - When Hillary becomes president, there will be plenty of names, Monice, Paula,Jennifer,Kathleen, will run out of names of women destroyed during his whirlwind attacks.
What a trashy president, no class, to be remembered only by the stained blue dress.
you mean little bitty "Bent" tiny condoms
It has a bend to the left.
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