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China Names Condom for Bill Clinton
newsmax.com ^ | esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT

Posted on 09/20/2005 8:53:40 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch

esday, Sept. 20, 2005 11:46 a.m. EDT China Names Condom for Bill Clinton

A Chinese company is honoring ex-president Bill Clinton by naming a new line of condoms after him - along with a companion line of condoms that will be named after his ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky.

Reports Britian's Sky News: The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.

The condoms will display Chinese spellings: Kelitun and Laiwensiji.

A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00, with Lewinskys selling at a discounted price of just over $3.00.

The manufacturer's general manager, Liu Wenhua, told Sky News that naming his condoms for Clinton was perfectly legal, explaining that "trademarks of two foreign surnames and can't be seen as a violation of rights."

Clinton is the only U.S. president to be honored with his own condom brand line. New York Sen. Hillary Clinton was unavailable to comment on her husband's latest achievement.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption
KEYWORDS: bubba; clinton; legacy; lewinsky; monica; thebentone; wjc
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To: InvisibleChurch

"A 12-pack of Clintons is expected to cost $5.00"

ROFL!


41 posted on 09/20/2005 9:18:42 AM PDT by popdonnelly
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To: #1CTYankee

"You better put some ice on that!"


42 posted on 09/20/2005 9:20:03 AM PDT by i_dont_chat (Our President's intervention saved lives.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Figures the Monica condoms would be cheap.


43 posted on 09/20/2005 9:20:22 AM PDT by T Minus Four (Some assembly required.)
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To: InvisibleChurch

Man, I just can't stay angry with the Chinese.


44 posted on 09/20/2005 9:21:11 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: InvisibleChurch

We don't make things up here. We don't have to. LOL (snort) LOL (snort) LOL


45 posted on 09/20/2005 9:21:49 AM PDT by manwiththehands
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To: Tall_Texan

Then you can learn the true meaning of "IS" Amen.


46 posted on 09/20/2005 9:23:06 AM PDT by gakrak ("A wise man's heart is his right hand, But a fool's heart is at his left" Eccl 10:2)
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To: InvisibleChurch

50% of sales profits will be donated to the DNC.


47 posted on 09/20/2005 9:23:08 AM PDT by manwiththehands
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To: InvisibleChurch

They have a very high failure rate!


48 posted on 09/20/2005 9:23:55 AM PDT by Ron in Acreage (It's the borders stupid! "ALLEN IN 08")
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To: #1CTYankee
"If this is going to be marketing this properly it should be sold with an optional icepack."

Or a Cuban cigar soaked in Cod oil.

49 posted on 09/20/2005 9:26:28 AM PDT by #1CTYankee (I thought about that and DELIBERATELY didn't go there. (Or maybe I did?))
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To: InvisibleChurch

They probably burst under pressure.


50 posted on 09/20/2005 9:28:02 AM PDT by Humvee (Beliefs are more powerful than facts - Paulus Atreides)
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To: InvisibleChurch

How about Ted Kennedy condoms?

Liquor lubricated, with a hole on the side, after you use it and throw it in water, it will sink rapidly.


51 posted on 09/20/2005 9:28:41 AM PDT by stbdside
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To: InvisibleChurch

CHINA honors WILLIE


52 posted on 09/20/2005 9:30:04 AM PDT by hombre_sincero (www.sigmaitsys.com)
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To: InvisibleChurch

There ya go willie...there's your legacy of Monica big and bold. Condoms. Oh yeah...you're legacy.



Clinton, the worst President this country has ever had!!!


53 posted on 09/20/2005 9:32:19 AM PDT by cubreporter (I trust Rush. He has done good more for our country than anyone will know. He's a man of honor.)
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To: hombre_sincero

Tops on the list of jobs you'd hate to have.


54 posted on 09/20/2005 9:32:21 AM PDT by popdonnelly
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To: InvisibleChurch

They need to display a 12 pack of Clintons at the Clinton Library.


55 posted on 09/20/2005 9:35:17 AM PDT by popdonnelly
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To: 6SJ7

"The Slick Willy" sound like a better name for them. Reminds you of those small water tubes(4-6") they sell in the toy store- slinky slippery -bendy type things. Wonder if he gets discount to hand out at Prez Library


56 posted on 09/20/2005 9:37:38 AM PDT by newfrpr04
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To: mhking

This has GOTTA make your list...


57 posted on 09/20/2005 9:39:29 AM PDT by NCjim (The more I use Windows, the more I love UNIX)
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To: talleyman

"I'm waiting for a hurricane to be named Monica" - When Hillary becomes president, there will be plenty of names, Monice, Paula,Jennifer,Kathleen, will run out of names of women destroyed during his whirlwind attacks.

What a trashy president, no class, to be remembered only by the stained blue dress.


58 posted on 09/20/2005 9:42:54 AM PDT by newfrpr04
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To: Ditter

you mean little bitty "Bent" tiny condoms


59 posted on 09/20/2005 9:44:03 AM PDT by newfrpr04
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To: newfrpr04

It has a bend to the left.


60 posted on 09/20/2005 9:48:41 AM PDT by ChiefJayStrongbow
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