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Gay Penguins Break Up
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| September 16, 2005
Posted on 09/19/2005 10:41:56 AM PDT by West Coast Conservative
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To: West Coast Conservative
You mean it is A CHOICE????
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posted on
09/19/2005 10:42:59 AM PDT
by
2banana
(My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
To: West Coast Conservative
"Once you've gone to a female, you never go back!" LMAO
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posted on
09/19/2005 10:43:21 AM PDT
by
kellynla
(U.S.M.C. 1st Battalion,5th Marine Regiment, 1st Marine Div. Viet Nam 69&70 Semper Fi)
To: West Coast Conservative
Even worse, one of them has taken up with a female penguin new to the Central Park Zoo I vote for calling the Penguin "Bowie." His ex-partner should be referred to as "Elton."
Silo and Roy, two male chinstrap penguins
Guess they like taking it on the chin. ;-)
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posted on
09/19/2005 10:43:44 AM PDT
by
Clemenza
(What's Puzzling You is Just the Nature of My Game)
To: West Coast Conservative
Bat Boy named as the reason.
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posted on
09/19/2005 10:43:48 AM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(The best things happen just before the thread snaps.)
To: West Coast Conservative
This is another story that doesn't fit the MSM's template, and will go unreported.
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posted on
09/19/2005 10:45:28 AM PDT
by
keithtoo
(HowArd Dean's Democratic Party: Traitors, Haters, and Vacillators)
To: West Coast Conservative
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posted on
09/19/2005 10:46:08 AM PDT
by
Deetes
(God Bless the Troops and their Families)
Once you try cloaca don't go backa.
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posted on
09/19/2005 10:47:18 AM PDT
by
hang 'em
(Half the human race is either crazy or stupid.)
To: keithtoo; West Coast Conservative
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posted on
09/19/2005 10:47:23 AM PDT
by
RadioAstronomer
(Senior member of Darwin Central)
To: West Coast Conservative
Even worse, one has sued for half of the assets...
To: jwfiv
That all ended when Scrappy, a single female newly arrived from SeaWorld in San Diego, caught Silo's eye. Glad to see we could help out...
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posted on
09/19/2005 10:48:13 AM PDT
by
Serb5150
(www.illmitch.com)
To: West Coast Conservative
Gay Penguin Goes Straight.... Daschel Deeply Saddened
To: West Coast Conservative
I guess he felt the other bird was a pain in the butt!
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posted on
09/19/2005 10:49:30 AM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: West Coast Conservative
Gay Penguins Break UpLOL, at first I thought it was a story about a National Hockey League team.
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posted on
09/19/2005 10:49:41 AM PDT
by
Mark17
To: West Coast Conservative
Zookeepers were at a loss to explain Silo's sudden conversion. Reparative therapy?
To: Clemenza
Guess they like taking it on the chin. ;-) Oh...gag!
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posted on
09/19/2005 10:49:56 AM PDT
by
clee1
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
To: West Coast Conservative
Roy, all alone, sat . . staring at the wall.
That about says it all.
To: West Coast Conservative
"Silo promptly moved in with Scrappy, building a new nest with her."
And all Roy could say was, "Bye, bi-birdie."
To: West Coast Conservative; mhking
Besides, she added, "he's probably courting other penguins, getting ready for next season."
Does mating season apply to gay penguins?
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posted on
09/19/2005 10:51:23 AM PDT
by
kenth
To: West Coast Conservative
On Thursday, Roy, all alone, sat disconsolately at the edge of the penguin area, staring at the wall. I must be getting soft, but I feel pretty bad for poor little Roy. Is there a chance that "Scrappy" has a younger sister who might similarly seduce him away from the gay penguin lifestyle? Being New York, it would probably be a Hate Crime to even try.
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