Posted on 09/19/2005 8:09:36 AM PDT by Constitution Day
The European Right? By Mark Steyn Most of us are familiar with the subtle differences between even relatively compatible cultures. One notes, for example, that whats known to Americans as The Hokey-Pokey is called in Britain The Hokey-Cokey. Just when you think youve figured out what its all about, it turns out you havent quite grasped all the nuances. Accustomed as I am to these linguistic variations, I was nevertheless brought up short browsing the Guardian the other day and reading that Angela Merkels election victory would make Germany the 20th of the 25 EU nations with a centre-right government. Thats right: The EU you know, the EUnuchs, the Euro-weenies, the proverbial cheese-eating surrender monkeys, etc. are four-fifths center-right. Half a decade ago, they were all center-left Third Wayers. But having put its left foot in, Europe pulled its left foot out, stuck its right foot in, and shook it all about. The Guardian is technically correct. At the moment, Europe is governed largely by politicians of the right. Jacques Chirac, for example, is in French terms a conservative. Granted, conservative is an elastic designation, and, in the hands of the media, its usually shorthand for the side youre not meant to like. Thus, George W. Bush is conservative, and so are unreconstructed Marxists in the Chinese politburo and the more hardline ayatollahs. But even under those expansive rules of admission, I find it difficult to encompass President Chirac within the definition. If hes center-right, where the center is doesnt bear thinking about. Still, the fact remains that the transatlantic estrangement of the Bush era has occurred during a period of supposed political convergence between Washington and chancelleries of Europe the end result of which is that the presidents closest ally is the center-left survivor Tony Blair. Thats why Im unpersuaded by those Europhiles in Washington who are pinning their hopes on a Euro-American realignment under Frau Merkel and Frances Nicolas Sarkozy. The differences between Europe and America are so profound that political labels are simply lost in translation. You know those showers where the merest nudge of the dial turns the water from freezing to scalding? Mainstream European politics is the opposite of that. You can turn the dial all the way from left to right and it makes no difference. Over the last half-century, Continental politics evolved to the point where almost any issue worth talking about was ruled beyond the bounds of polite society. Austria was the classic example: Year in, year out, whether you voted for the center-left party or the center-right party, you wound up with the same center-left/center-right coalition presiding over what was in essence a two-party one-party state. In France, M. Chirac isnt really center-right so much as ever so slightly left-of-right-of-left-of-center and even that distinction applies only when hes standing next to his former prime minister, the right-of-left-of-right-of-left-of-center Lionel Jospin. Though supposedly from opposite ends of the political spectrum, in the 2002 presidential election they wound up running against each other on identical platforms, both passionately committed to high taxes, high unemployment, and high crime. Americans often make the same criticism of their own system the Republicrats, etc. but take it from me, the U.S. still has a more genuinely responsive politics with more ideological diversity than anywhere in western Europe. On the Continent, the Eurodee and Eurodum mainstream parties are boxed into a consensus politics thats no longer sustainable. The people are weary of certain aspects of this postwar settlement permanent double-digit unemployment and the Islamification of their cities but theyre not yet ready to give up the social programs, the short work weeks, long vacations, and jobs for life. Theyre voting against the center-left consensus but theres little sign theyre willing to vote for any medicine tougher than a modest tweak toward a right-of-left-of-right-of-center consensus. Remember Dominique de Villepin, the magnificently obstructionist big-haired French foreign minister in the run-up to the Iraq war? Hes a poet a veritable Rimbaud to Bushs Rambo. Well, hes prime minister now and, in his first big speech in the job, he was at pains to reassure French voters that the internal contradictions of a pampered lethargic welfare society could all be resolved through Gallic genius: In a modern democracy, the debate is not between the liberal and the social, it is between immobilism and action. Solidarity and initiative, protection and daring: That is the French genius. Oh-la-la! Cest magnifique, nest-ce pas? All those elegant nouns just waiting for a stylishly coiffed French genius to steer the appropriate course between the Scylla of solidarity and the Charybdis of initiative, between protection and daring, immobilism and action, inertia and panic, stylish insouciance and meaningless gestures, abstract nouns and street riots, etc., etc. The French electorate was in the mood to hear something about crime or jobs. But for a man of letters with a Byronic hairdo thats all too dreary and prosaic compared with an open-ended debate between solidarity and initiative stretching lazily into the future. Tony Blankleys well-argued new book, The Wests Last Chance, is among other things a heartfelt plea for the European political class to rouse itself before the canoe goes over the waterfall. I dont think theyre ready to tell the voters and I dont think the voters are ready to hear it. They put their center-right foot in, they pull their center-left foot out. But they dont yet understand theyre about to be shaken all about.
Rimbauds, Not Rambos
"....For the French Challenged:
The pun here is that 'Rimbaud' is pronounced in french the same as 'Rambo' in English...."
Beyond pronunciation, this is brilliant wordplay. Rimbaud was a dedicated (perhaps fanatic) Absinthist....which cleverly describes, metaphorically, the direction of French society at large.
Europe is due for another cataclysm.
"When America ceases to be good, it will cease to be great."
Relax a bit. America isn't going anywhere but up.
The world's "Democrats" pursue careers built upon nothing more demanding than inciting, encouragaging, facilitating and enabling the ever-increasing numbers of and depth of ignorance of and lying to those among us too stupid to know they're being lied too and/or too envious, too mean-spirited and too bloody greedy to care.
No wonder the poor bastards all end up looking like Teddy Kennedy and John Kohn-Kerry.
With, that is, the faces they deserve.
By the time these kids are adult enough to drop their extremism, another two generations of young, Western-born Islamic radicals will wait in the wings. And so it'll go on, unless the mainstream (that is, Judeo-Christian) society is ready for a radical action. And they'd better not delay the changes anymore, 'cause Islamics breed like rabbits.
Thanks for the ping, Pokey. I love his writing, but now I'll have that song going through my head....
;o)
Excellent point.
Exquisite, isn't it?
BTTT. Steyn has posted the entire article on his own site:
http://www.steynonline.com/index2.cfm?edit_id=24
Great!
Thank you for posting the link.
CD
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