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Inventor: I never used dead cats for fuel
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| Wed Sep 14,12:50 PM ET
| unknown author from reuters
Posted on 09/15/2005 2:35:09 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: decimon
"My car gets around 20 MPC."
Is this highway cattage, or city cattage?
To: decimon
On a good day, I get one CPM--two if I swerve onto the sidewalk.
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posted on
09/15/2005 2:58:53 PM PDT
by
Redcitizen
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To: Redcitizen
"On a good day, I get one CPM--two if I swerve onto the sidewalk."
Cat guzzler.
To: RegulatorCountry
The mileage is worse in the city since the owners are required to keep pets on a leash or indoors.
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posted on
09/15/2005 3:05:27 PM PDT
by
Redcitizen
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To: satchmodog9
Thanks buddy. That pic is a hoot !
Nam Vet
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posted on
09/15/2005 3:05:56 PM PDT
by
Nam Vet
(Money can't buy love. (but it sure can rent it))
To: Zechariah_8_13
...thought you might enjoy this one...
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posted on
09/15/2005 3:08:47 PM PDT
by
VoiceOfBruck
(You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin')
To: FreedomCalls
I really do like cats, but these are very funny
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posted on
09/15/2005 3:09:53 PM PDT
by
Cyclone59
(If a cat chokes on a mouse, who killed who?)
To: RegulatorCountry
Is this highway cattage, or city cattage?City cattage. While it's true there is more "stop and go" in the city, the city cats are much fatter.
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posted on
09/15/2005 3:15:42 PM PDT
by
decimon
To: RegulatorCountry
They changed from Esso to Exxon so they could get the double cross even into their name!
To: Redcitizen
And I always thought cats were'nt good for ANYTHING.
To: decimon
"the city cats are much fatter."
Premium cat.
To: BMC1
Well he must be racist, because Ophelia didn't hit the WHITE people nearly as bad as Katrina hit the black people.
To: RegulatorCountry
I gave up on cats for fuel. My fuel injectors keep clogging with hair balls.
To: Redcitizen
On a good day, I get one CPM--two if I swerve onto the sidewalk.Mixing in some toy poodles gives more bounce to the ounce.
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posted on
09/15/2005 3:19:46 PM PDT
by
decimon
To: VoiceOfBruck
"It's an alternative fuel that is friendly for the environment. But it's complete nonsense to suggest dead cats. I've never used cats and would never think of that. At most the odd toad may have jumped in."
But now that's he's thought of it... ;)
also a ping to the photo at #28.
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posted on
09/15/2005 3:19:51 PM PDT
by
Zechariah_8_13
(Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.)
To: chickenlips
"I gave up on cats for fuel. My fuel injectors keep clogging with hair balls."
Decimon suggests you try toy poodles instead. MPTP will be greatly improved as compared to MPC. And, they don't shed, so your fuel injectors stay clean.
To: All
"COME AND GET ME, EXXON !!"
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posted on
09/15/2005 3:23:16 PM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(Sometimes I just can't see the forest for all the gumps.)
To: Redcitizen
Do you get better traction and does it waste cats if you scratch off?
How hard is it and do you have to wear heavy gloves to get the live ones into the tank?
These are questions that must be asked.
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posted on
09/15/2005 3:33:02 PM PDT
by
mississippi red-neck
(You will never win the war on terrorism by fighting it in Iraq and funding it in the West Bank.)
To: mississippi red-neck
Yes, you get better traction because of the four paws.
Cats are high mileage b/c of the 9 lives
It doesn't waste cats beacuse they are really good at scratching.
No you do not have to wear heavy gloves because there is more than one way to skin a cat.
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posted on
09/15/2005 3:52:26 PM PDT
by
Redcitizen
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To: Redcitizen; T Minus Four
> Now I really got to see your link. Get it to me sometime when you are not at work. By the way, I won't tell your boss you've been freeping at work. If you take his original (non-working) URL and take off the front part, so that it starts at "www.ooze.com/..." it will work. HOWEVER be aware that that page is NSFW (Not Safe For Work) and has links to what appears to be porn.
That said, it's pretty funny.
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posted on
09/15/2005 4:16:12 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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