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To: wideawake
A funny thing somewhat like that happened to me too. Last month while I was wearing a tight pair of black jeans, handcuffs, a wallet chain, mirror sunglasses and a tight black t-shirt. I was about to go on a date with a yuppie girl that liked metrosexuals (I wanted to get laid real badly that night). That day, an ethnically-charged assault was attempted on me by a fat, out of shape white kid. He got out of his car and started saying "Pound the "African American Homosexual" (Although his vernacular was different) and advanced towards me.

Unlucky for him, I've been practicing eastern martial arts for a year and a half, and before, I used to box for half a year. You add 2+2 together.

146 posted on 09/15/2005 11:23:34 AM PDT by TypeZoNegative (Future Minnesota Refugee)
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To: TypeZoNegative

egads. The testosterone in here is thick enough to cut with a knife.


153 posted on 09/15/2005 11:27:20 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Guns kill and cause crime? Dang, mine must be malfunctioning....)
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To: TypeZoNegative

Dude, what was with the handcuffs?


218 posted on 09/15/2005 11:52:10 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave troops and their Commander in Chief)
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To: TypeZoNegative

That is too funny! good story.


286 posted on 09/15/2005 12:43:22 PM PDT by DilJective (Proudly serving in the US Army - opinions are my own.)
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