And I thought Six Flags was a pretty safe place to take a date.
1 posted on
09/13/2005 10:40:13 AM PDT by
Cowman
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To: Cowman
That must have been a hard rollercoaster!
2 posted on
09/13/2005 10:40:42 AM PDT by
highlymotivated
(If American ever falls, a STINKING LIBERAL will be behind it.)
To: Cowman
4 posted on
09/13/2005 10:41:23 AM PDT by
cspackler
(There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
To: Cowman
"FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears ..."
That's the line of the day!
5 posted on
09/13/2005 10:41:40 AM PDT by
Buck W.
(Yesterday's Intelligentsia are today's Irrelevantsia.)
To: Cowman
If he had taken care of her properly, she would have fallen asleep instead of wanting to go to the amusement park.
To: Cowman
I knew a lady who thought she became pregnant, after years of infertility, when she and her husband moved to the Southern Hemisphere. Gravity, or rotation, or something.
7 posted on
09/13/2005 10:42:01 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
(Start the revolution - I'll bring the tea and muffins!)
To: Cowman
Still can't say now I've heard everything, but this puts it close.
To: Cowman
Her delivery should go really fast then. :-)
9 posted on
09/13/2005 10:42:42 AM PDT by
Millee
(Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
To: Cowman
Sounds reasonable to me, I've ridden a roller coaster twice and I have two children. Considence? I think not!
To: Cowman
Better than catching gonorrhea from riding a tractor in a bathing suit. (Seinfeld)
14 posted on
09/13/2005 10:45:04 AM PDT by
TheForceOfOne
(The alternative media is our Enigma machine.)
To: pissant
Been to the theme park recently?
16 posted on
09/13/2005 10:46:17 AM PDT by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: Cowman
Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride' (She claims that rollercoaster got her pregnant)
This sounds like a job for...
18 posted on
09/13/2005 10:48:30 AM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(Many Democrats are not weak Americans. But nearly all weak Americans are Democrats.)
To: Cowman; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...
One Hell of a ride, PING!!!!!
20 posted on
09/13/2005 10:49:53 AM PDT by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Cowman
At first they tried to conceive on the Gravi-Tron, much to the chagrin of the other patrons. (too messy.)
23 posted on
09/13/2005 10:50:24 AM PDT by
Sax
To: Cowman; Darksheare; null and void; nicmarlo
24 posted on
09/13/2005 10:50:55 AM PDT by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: Cowman
She must have been having sex on that ride. That is the only way to get pregnant. (or is it kissing)I can never remember that one.
27 posted on
09/13/2005 10:52:15 AM PDT by
JackDanielsOldNo7
(If it wasn't for marriage, I would not have this screenname.)
To: Cowman
That's my grin for the day.
To: Cowman
Note to self, keep fiance off the rollercoasters.
39 posted on
09/13/2005 10:58:32 AM PDT by
trubluolyguy
(Almost everything I say is a joke. When you give me that look, it WAS A JOKE.)
To: Cowman
Last night I took a walk after dark
A swingin' place called Palisades Park
To have some fun and see what I could see
That's where the girls are
I took a ride on a shoot-the-chute
That girl I sat beside was awful cute
And after while she was holdin' hands with me
My heart was flyin' up like a rocket ship
Down like a roller coaster
Back like a loop-the-loop
And around like a merry-go-round
We ate and ate at a hot dog stand
We danced around to a rockin' band
And when I could, I gave that girl a hug
In the tunnel of love
You'll never know how great a kiss can feel
When you stop at the top of a Ferris wheel
When I fell in love down at Palisades Park
Instrumental with the sound of a roller coaster and the screams of its riders
We ate and ate at a hot dog stand
We danced around to a rockin' band
And when I could, I gave that girl a hug
In the tunnel of love
You'll never know how great a kiss can feel
When you stop at the top of a Ferris wheel
When I fell in love down at Palisades Park
Down at Palisades Park
FADE
You know it's Palisades Park
Down at Palisades Park
41 posted on
09/13/2005 10:59:23 AM PDT by
RckyRaCoCo
("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
To: Cowman
And I thought Six Flags was a pretty safe place to take a date. I took my nephew on the Superman mega roller coaster at Six Flags in Springfield, MA. I won't be doing that again any time soon. Ay caramba!
43 posted on
09/13/2005 10:59:37 AM PDT by
Aquinasfan
(Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
To: Cowman
So much for the Mile High Club...
45 posted on
09/13/2005 11:00:34 AM PDT by
Corin Stormhands
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