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Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride' (She claims that rollercoaster got her pregnant)
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| September 12, 2005
| The Australlian
Posted on 09/13/2005 10:40:13 AM PDT by Cowman
Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride'
From: From correspondents in Hassloch, Germany September 12, 2005
FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears at the news that a woman who had been barren for several years has conceived thanks to a ride on a particularly fierce rollercoaster.
Nayade Elbing, 28, and her husband Arnold had been trying to have children for several years and had consulted doctors in the hope of scientific help in their quest. But according to their doctor, Thomas Gent, it was G-force, rather than hitting the G-spot, that made the difference.
After making love at home, Elbing and her husband visited their local entertainment park in Hassloch, Germany, which boasts one of the world's fastest and most acrobatic rollercoasters, dubbed Expedition GeForce.
A week later, tests showed Elbing was pregnant.
"We believe that she conceived due to the G-force of the rollercoaster ride," Dr Gent said.
Cuban-born Elbing has since given birth to Leandro Elias - who has been given a lifetime pass for free rollercoaster rides.
TOPICS: Germany; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bumpitybumpbump; fertility; pregnant; prickinguptheirears; prstunt; rollercoaster; weirdnews; yesyesyesyesyes
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And I thought Six Flags was a pretty safe place to take a date.
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:40:13 AM PDT
by
Cowman
To: Cowman
That must have been a hard rollercoaster!
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:40:42 AM PDT
by
highlymotivated
(If American ever falls, a STINKING LIBERAL will be behind it.)
To: Junior
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:41:15 AM PDT
by
cjshapi
To: Cowman
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:41:23 AM PDT
by
cspackler
(There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
To: Cowman
"FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears ..."
That's the line of the day!
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:41:40 AM PDT
by
Buck W.
(Yesterday's Intelligentsia are today's Irrelevantsia.)
To: Cowman
If he had taken care of her properly, she would have fallen asleep instead of wanting to go to the amusement park.
To: Cowman
I knew a lady who thought she became pregnant, after years of infertility, when she and her husband moved to the Southern Hemisphere. Gravity, or rotation, or something.
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:42:01 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Start the revolution - I'll bring the tea and muffins!)
To: Cowman
Still can't say now I've heard everything, but this puts it close.
To: Cowman
Her delivery should go really fast then. :-)
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:42:42 AM PDT
by
Millee
(Earth First! We'll log the other planets later!)
To: johniegrad
Maybe g-forces explain potency across the board.
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:43:03 AM PDT
by
AmishDude
(Join the AmishDude fan club: "Great point." -- AliVertias; ":-) Very clever" -- MJY1288)
To: Buck W.
The jokes write themselves...
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:43:24 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(What part of ILLEGAL immigration do they not understand?)
To: Cowman
Sounds reasonable to me, I've ridden a roller coaster twice and I have two children. Considence? I think not!
To: pepperdog
Cosidence=coincidence
To: Cowman
Better than catching gonorrhea from riding a tractor in a bathing suit. (Seinfeld)
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:45:04 AM PDT
by
TheForceOfOne
(The alternative media is our Enigma machine.)
To: cspackler
Damn those carneys!!!!Small hands. Smell of cabbage. I don't trust them.
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:46:02 AM PDT
by
Shalom Israel
(Pray for the peace of Jerusalem.)
To: pissant
Been to the theme park recently?
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:46:17 AM PDT
by
Michael Goldsberry
(an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
To: TheForceOfOne
Don't drink the "Liberal Comedy" Kool-Aide.
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:46:59 AM PDT
by
ExcursionGuy84
("To the extent the federal government didn't fully do its job right, I take responsibility," Bush)
To: Cowman
Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride' (She claims that rollercoaster got her pregnant)
This sounds like a job for...
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:48:30 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Many Democrats are not weak Americans. But nearly all weak Americans are Democrats.)
To: cjshapi
You have to be careful, though. Such fertilization techniques have their ups and downs.
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:48:43 AM PDT
by
Junior
(Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
To: Cowman; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...
One Hell of a ride, PING!!!!!
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posted on
09/13/2005 10:49:53 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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