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Posted on 09/13/2005 10:40:13 AM PDT by Cowman
Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride'
From: From correspondents in Hassloch, Germany September 12, 2005
FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears at the news that a woman who had been barren for several years has conceived thanks to a ride on a particularly fierce rollercoaster.
Nayade Elbing, 28, and her husband Arnold had been trying to have children for several years and had consulted doctors in the hope of scientific help in their quest. But according to their doctor, Thomas Gent, it was G-force, rather than hitting the G-spot, that made the difference.
After making love at home, Elbing and her husband visited their local entertainment park in Hassloch, Germany, which boasts one of the world's fastest and most acrobatic rollercoasters, dubbed Expedition GeForce.
A week later, tests showed Elbing was pregnant.
"We believe that she conceived due to the G-force of the rollercoaster ride," Dr Gent said.
Cuban-born Elbing has since given birth to Leandro Elias - who has been given a lifetime pass for free rollercoaster rides.
Wonder if she's got a leash to match?
Yep. They brought her back 9 months later to ride the Tilt-A-Whirl.
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And in other news Bill Clinton anoounced that he was heading to Hassloch, Germany.
Clinton said that he has developed a sudden interest in rollar coasters and the Germany has some of the best ones in the world.
Hey, Jamie Hyneman is a very sexy (hetro) man!
Yeah, but the baby was born really flat and stretched out.
It's a "HER".
And she has been a Bio Professor for more than 10 years...so she's had opportunities to view live samples under a microscope.
But that's all she'll divulge; I trust her though.
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ROFL!!!!
Just so long as she yelled "Weee!!" and threw her hands over her head at the top of the hill. Something to let her husband know she appreciated the ride.
I spoke of your "dark" minions on another thread.
Go ahead! Deny they exist!
I'll bet Leandro is great at undulating across the floor!
Who knew he had left-handed swimmers?
I've heard of this happening in hot-tubs.
There's a guy in my office, the one with the lisp, that got AIDS from a toilet seat.
Owl_Eagle(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
LOL - is she going to ride the coaster standing on her head?
This wouldn't be the gay man that was caught masturbating in the employee bathroom would it?
My readings indicate the bullet in question was supposed to be somewhat "spent." (Oops, that was unintentional!)
It happened to damage the soldier's scrotum area, actually carrying a portion of tissue away with it, and eventually impacting the young lady.
I have no details about where she was injured, but the implication is that the tissue was the source of her subsequent swelling, not individual spermatozoa.
I don't think the myth has been busted by this "experiment."
It was a human child ... with an irrational fondness for hypdermic needles.
This wouldn't be the gay man that was caught masturbating in the employee bathroom would it?
No one's quite sure how that guy got his.
Owl_Eagle(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
I think we can figure it out.
That sounds like the scene from "The Sandlot" where they chew tobacco on a carnival ride, with predictable results.
Hey, whatever works. They were happy to have their son. Nice folks; he was in the oil industry, and they had fascinating stories about all the countries they'd lived in.
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