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Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride' (She claims that rollercoaster got her pregnant)
News.com.au ^ | September 12, 2005 | The Australlian

Posted on 09/13/2005 10:40:13 AM PDT by Cowman

Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride'

From: From correspondents in Hassloch, Germany September 12, 2005

FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears at the news that a woman who had been barren for several years has conceived thanks to a ride on a particularly fierce rollercoaster.

Nayade Elbing, 28, and her husband Arnold had been trying to have children for several years and had consulted doctors in the hope of scientific help in their quest. But according to their doctor, Thomas Gent, it was G-force, rather than hitting the G-spot, that made the difference.

After making love at home, Elbing and her husband visited their local entertainment park in Hassloch, Germany, which boasts one of the world's fastest and most acrobatic rollercoasters, dubbed Expedition GeForce.

A week later, tests showed Elbing was pregnant.

"We believe that she conceived due to the G-force of the rollercoaster ride," Dr Gent said.

Cuban-born Elbing has since given birth to Leandro Elias - who has been given a lifetime pass for free rollercoaster rides.


TOPICS: Germany; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bumpitybumpbump; fertility; pregnant; prickinguptheirears; prstunt; rollercoaster; weirdnews; yesyesyesyesyes
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To: Cowman

Must of been listening to the Ohio Players


201 posted on 09/13/2005 8:16:50 PM PDT by april15Bendovr
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To: Darksheare; sweetliberty
beware of ocasters...

...on roller coasters! : )

202 posted on 09/13/2005 8:16:58 PM PDT by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty

*evil laughter*


203 posted on 09/13/2005 8:18:21 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: Boomer Geezer
Heh, I get that alot...

hey, maybe i'm one of those "remote viewer" dudes like Art Bell talks about, LOL!(better than being a chupacabra)

(hmmmmm, now if I could just pick tonights $200 mil. lotto drawing...)

204 posted on 09/13/2005 8:18:36 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo ("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
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To: Cowman

I once knew a lady who got knocked up by a bottle of tequila. Just kidding. She wasn't really a lady.


205 posted on 09/13/2005 8:20:09 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Impeach Judge Greer - In memory of Terri <strike>Schiavo</strike> Schindler - www.terrisfight.org)
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To: Darksheare; sweetliberty
LOL!

(note to self....remember new slogan "beware of ocasters"...might come in handy in future.....bribes...arm-twisting...blackmail...)

206 posted on 09/13/2005 8:20:56 PM PDT by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty

Uh oh.
;-)


207 posted on 09/13/2005 8:23:23 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: cjshapi

bttt


208 posted on 09/13/2005 8:25:30 PM PDT by expatguy (http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
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To: sweetliberty

Great to see you too! Didn't get to thank you and nully for earlier pings :(


209 posted on 09/13/2005 8:25:33 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Darksheare; sweetliberty

heh heh heh


210 posted on 09/13/2005 8:25:43 PM PDT by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo; Darksheare; sweetliberty

I'm just gittin' the joke now. Slowwwwwww HISSSSSSSSSSsssss.


211 posted on 09/13/2005 8:28:42 PM PDT by Borax Queen
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To: Borax Queen; Darksheare; sweetliberty

LOL!!!!!

no hissing!! : )


212 posted on 09/13/2005 8:30:27 PM PDT by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; Borax Queen

I know I will never look at roller coasters the same way again.


213 posted on 09/13/2005 8:31:36 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; Borax Queen

I won't either...I will probably start laughting my very next roller coaster....and have an evil grin thereafter. : )


214 posted on 09/13/2005 8:33:17 PM PDT by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo; Darksheare; sweetliberty; Borax Queen

ooops laughing
not laughting

darks fault


215 posted on 09/13/2005 8:33:58 PM PDT by nicmarlo
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To: P8riot
"Maybe we need to go to Bush Gardens or King's Dominion."

The Rebel Yell or the Lochness Monster oughta do it, although I hear Busch Gardens has long since outdone LNM..

216 posted on 09/13/2005 8:35:46 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile.)
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To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; Borax Queen

LOL, one ride that will never be viewed the same: Freefall.


217 posted on 09/13/2005 8:39:15 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; Borax Queen

lol!


218 posted on 09/13/2005 8:41:00 PM PDT by nicmarlo
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To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; Borax Queen

Another one at Six Flags in NJ, "Lightning Loops"


219 posted on 09/13/2005 8:42:51 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; Borax Queen

"Lightning Loops".....

lol...now that's a name for a roller coaster! : )


220 posted on 09/13/2005 8:47:46 PM PDT by nicmarlo
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