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Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride' (She claims that rollercoaster got her pregnant)
News.com.au ^
| September 12, 2005
| The Australlian
Posted on 09/13/2005 10:40:13 AM PDT by Cowman
Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride'
From: From correspondents in Hassloch, Germany September 12, 2005
FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears at the news that a woman who had been barren for several years has conceived thanks to a ride on a particularly fierce rollercoaster.
Nayade Elbing, 28, and her husband Arnold had been trying to have children for several years and had consulted doctors in the hope of scientific help in their quest. But according to their doctor, Thomas Gent, it was G-force, rather than hitting the G-spot, that made the difference.
After making love at home, Elbing and her husband visited their local entertainment park in Hassloch, Germany, which boasts one of the world's fastest and most acrobatic rollercoasters, dubbed Expedition GeForce.
A week later, tests showed Elbing was pregnant.
"We believe that she conceived due to the G-force of the rollercoaster ride," Dr Gent said.
Cuban-born Elbing has since given birth to Leandro Elias - who has been given a lifetime pass for free rollercoaster rides.
TOPICS: Germany; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bumpitybumpbump; fertility; pregnant; prickinguptheirears; prstunt; rollercoaster; weirdnews; yesyesyesyesyes
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To: Darksheare
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
182
posted on
09/13/2005 7:51:39 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Borax Queen
Been hectic at my end as well.
183
posted on
09/13/2005 7:52:56 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Cowman
Does this mean they weren't in the typical seating position on the ride?
184
posted on
09/13/2005 7:56:46 PM PDT
by
G Larry
(Honor the fallen and the heroes of 9/11 at the Memorial Site.)
To: RckyRaCoCo
OK time to call Art Bell about some synchronicity (sp?) stuff.
So here I am eating supper whilst catching up on the FR posts and decided to read this one because it sounded light hearted and nothing I'd get upset over whilst dining.
I was having a few good giggles when suddenly I scroll to your post and guess which song came up on my WinAmp play list ... go ahead ... take a guess ...
185
posted on
09/13/2005 7:57:18 PM PDT
by
Boomer Geezer
(Sgt. Wanda Dabbs, 22, of the 230th, called out, "That's my president, hooah!" and there were cheers.)
To: Cowman
186
posted on
09/13/2005 7:57:37 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: Borax Queen
" just too slammed at work!" I know the feeling. Nice to see you.
187
posted on
09/13/2005 7:57:42 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
To: Borax Queen
I know what slammed at work is..... : (
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
Well..
Luring people into weird threads doesn't count!
190
posted on
09/13/2005 8:01:19 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
Luring people into weird threads doesn't count! What about luring wimmin into weird threads? : )
To: nicmarlo; Darksheare
"What about luring wimmin into weird threads?" ...about roller coasters.
192
posted on
09/13/2005 8:07:07 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: sweetliberty; Darksheare
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
Luring women into weird threads about roller ocasters shouldn't count as no actual roller coaster is involved.
194
posted on
09/13/2005 8:08:40 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
Luring women into weird threads about roller ocasters shouldn't count as no actual roller coaster is involved. what's an "ocasters" LOL!!!!
To: Cowman
Centrifugal insemination. The kid will probably be born dizzy and throwing up.
196
posted on
09/13/2005 8:12:09 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
To: nicmarlo; Borax Queen; sweetliberty
Umm...
Coasters.
Yeah.
I think.
Unless it's what magically made the lady conceive after riding the coaster.
If so, beware of ocasters.
197
posted on
09/13/2005 8:13:27 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: nicmarlo; Darksheare
198
posted on
09/13/2005 8:13:51 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: sweetliberty; Darksheare
To: Cowman
Damn! We've been trying to have a second child. Looks like we have been doing it all wrong. Maybe we need to go to Bush Gardens or King's Dominion.
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posted on
09/13/2005 8:15:24 PM PDT
by
P8riot
(Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.)
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