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Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride' (She claims that rollercoaster got her pregnant)
News.com.au ^
| September 12, 2005
| The Australlian
Posted on 09/13/2005 10:40:13 AM PDT by Cowman
Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride'
From: From correspondents in Hassloch, Germany September 12, 2005
FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears at the news that a woman who had been barren for several years has conceived thanks to a ride on a particularly fierce rollercoaster.
Nayade Elbing, 28, and her husband Arnold had been trying to have children for several years and had consulted doctors in the hope of scientific help in their quest. But according to their doctor, Thomas Gent, it was G-force, rather than hitting the G-spot, that made the difference.
After making love at home, Elbing and her husband visited their local entertainment park in Hassloch, Germany, which boasts one of the world's fastest and most acrobatic rollercoasters, dubbed Expedition GeForce.
A week later, tests showed Elbing was pregnant.
"We believe that she conceived due to the G-force of the rollercoaster ride," Dr Gent said.
Cuban-born Elbing has since given birth to Leandro Elias - who has been given a lifetime pass for free rollercoaster rides.
TOPICS: Germany; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bumpitybumpbump; fertility; pregnant; prickinguptheirears; prstunt; rollercoaster; weirdnews; yesyesyesyesyes
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To: null and void; grannie9
I thought she was running the ride?
141
posted on
09/13/2005 6:48:53 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: null and void; Dashing Dasher
Don't tell me a pygmy is the father!!
142
posted on
09/13/2005 6:51:01 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: nicmarlo; Darksheare
"he needs that "not my fault" t-shirt." Sure does.
143
posted on
09/13/2005 6:54:50 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: pissant
144
posted on
09/13/2005 6:56:46 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Does my life *really* need a sarcasm tag????)
To: pissant
*sigh* I read that as:
"Don't tell me a pygmy is the my father!!"
Your father is not a pygmy...
145
posted on
09/13/2005 6:58:35 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Does my life *really* need a sarcasm tag????)
To: null and void
146
posted on
09/13/2005 6:58:53 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Darksheare
Nope, she can't run the rides, she still has teef...
147
posted on
09/13/2005 6:59:30 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Does my life *really* need a sarcasm tag????)
To: null and void
Oh, that makes all the sense in the world now! ;o)
148
posted on
09/13/2005 7:00:13 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: sweetliberty; nicmarlo
149
posted on
09/13/2005 7:00:21 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: null and void
150
posted on
09/13/2005 7:01:19 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: sweetliberty; Darksheare
doesn't he though!
(no denying knowledge allowed, either.)
To: Cowman
rollercoaster got her pregnantOK, I've heard it all now. Next thing you know, some chick is going to blame by F150!
152
posted on
09/13/2005 7:03:55 PM PDT
by
Don Carlos
(Me cache en los Moros. (Ancient Spanish curse))
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty
153
posted on
09/13/2005 7:04:00 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
Then we'll just have to add to the rolling carnival of chaos and humor.
155
posted on
09/13/2005 7:09:21 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Cowman
Shaken, not stirred...James Bond's favorite saying comes to mind.
156
posted on
09/13/2005 7:11:48 PM PDT
by
Radioactive
(I'm on the radio..so I'm radioactive)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
Then we'll just have to add to the rolling carnival of chaos and humor. you mean like, multi-tasking, lol!!!
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
*pause*
That's multitasking?
158
posted on
09/13/2005 7:16:22 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; Borax Queen
yes....chaos AND humor! : )
To: Cowman
I'm gonna keep off roller coasters! LOL!
160
posted on
09/13/2005 7:27:14 PM PDT
by
Exit148
(Founder of the Loose Change Club. Every nickle and dime counts!!)
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