Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride' (She claims that rollercoaster got her pregnant)

News.com.au ^ | September 12, 2005 | The Australlian

[Cowman]

Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride'

From: From correspondents in Hassloch, Germany September 12, 2005

FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears at the news that a woman who had been barren for several years has conceived thanks to a ride on a particularly fierce rollercoaster.

Nayade Elbing, 28, and her husband Arnold had been trying to have children for several years and had consulted doctors in the hope of scientific help in their quest. But according to their doctor, Thomas Gent, it was G-force, rather than hitting the G-spot, that made the difference.

After making love at home, Elbing and her husband visited their local entertainment park in Hassloch, Germany, which boasts one of the world's fastest and most acrobatic rollercoasters, dubbed Expedition GeForce.

A week later, tests showed Elbing was pregnant.

"We believe that she conceived due to the G-force of the rollercoaster ride," Dr Gent said.

Cuban-born Elbing has since given birth to Leandro Elias - who has been given a lifetime pass for free rollercoaster rides.

[Political Junkie Too]

I wonder what the safety sign looked like: "You must be this big to ride this roller coaster."

-PJ

[Darksheare]

I'd better not see "Tlak" in the next Freeper lexicon..

[Darksheare]

I must get this shirt.


"You must be this fertile to ride this roller coaster."

[nicmarlo]

I'd better not see "Tlak" in the next Freeper lexicon..

I'm taking the Fifth. : )

[ladyinred]

You can't make this stuff up!

[nicmarlo]

I must get this shirt. "You must be this fertile to ride this roller coaster."

[Darksheare]

You didn't.

Please tell me you didn't.

[Darksheare]

I think I'd get maced for that shirt though.

[nicmarlo]

Please tell me you didn't.

I know nuthink. : )

[nicmarlo]

On the back....maybe you could have "Not My Fault" : )

[reformed_dem]

Today a visibly pregnant woman is not permitted to ride most if not all amusement park rides. Liability issues. I know this...as my oldest two (college age) worked at a local amusement park the past two summers.

When I was pregnant with my son, I wasn't even allowed on the carousel.

[Darksheare]

LOL.
Yes.


I'll never live down 'tlak'.
Kinda like epopel, mroe, ganags, owrk, and various other typos I have done..

[nicmarlo]

I'll never live down 'tlak'.

nope....and there might be a few you left out from your list; I think your list should be longer, lol!

[Darksheare]

Okay.. so I 'abridged' the list somewhat.

[nicmarlo]

Okay..so I 'abridged' the list somewhat.

somewhat? : )

[Darksheare]

Okay, greatly.

But I'm certain that typos such as, teh, ot, fo, liek, taht, tehre, tehy, and form (instead of from) are rather bland.

[nicmarlo]

But I'm certain that typos such as, teh, ot, fo, liek, taht, tehre, tehy, and form (instead of from) are rather bland.

I'd call that a good start! : )

[pissant]

No, but I think Dasher will have an excuse for being with child after her race weekend now! ;o)

[null and void]

Garn will be miffed that you left her off...

[null and void]

Do you have to bring up race on every thread?????