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Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride' (She claims that rollercoaster got her pregnant)
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| September 12, 2005
| The Australlian
Posted on 09/13/2005 10:40:13 AM PDT by Cowman
Woman gets pregnant after 'acrobatic joyride'
From: From correspondents in Hassloch, Germany September 12, 2005
FERTILITY scientists will be pricking up their ears at the news that a woman who had been barren for several years has conceived thanks to a ride on a particularly fierce rollercoaster.
Nayade Elbing, 28, and her husband Arnold had been trying to have children for several years and had consulted doctors in the hope of scientific help in their quest. But according to their doctor, Thomas Gent, it was G-force, rather than hitting the G-spot, that made the difference.
After making love at home, Elbing and her husband visited their local entertainment park in Hassloch, Germany, which boasts one of the world's fastest and most acrobatic rollercoasters, dubbed Expedition GeForce.
A week later, tests showed Elbing was pregnant.
"We believe that she conceived due to the G-force of the rollercoaster ride," Dr Gent said.
Cuban-born Elbing has since given birth to Leandro Elias - who has been given a lifetime pass for free rollercoaster rides.
TOPICS: Germany; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bumpitybumpbump; fertility; pregnant; prickinguptheirears; prstunt; rollercoaster; weirdnews; yesyesyesyesyes
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To: Cowman
I wonder what the safety sign looked like: "You must be this big to ride this roller coaster."
-PJ
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; null and void
I'd better not see "Tlak" in the next Freeper lexicon..
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posted on
09/13/2005 3:38:04 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; null and void
I must get this shirt.
"You must be this fertile to ride this roller coaster."
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posted on
09/13/2005 3:38:57 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; null and void
I'd better not see "Tlak" in the next Freeper lexicon.. I'm taking the Fifth. : )
To: Cowman
You can't make this stuff up!
125
posted on
09/13/2005 3:40:14 PM PDT
by
ladyinred
(It is all my fault okay?)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; null and void
I must get this shirt. "You must be this fertile to ride this roller coaster."
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; null and void
You didn't.
Please tell me you didn't.
127
posted on
09/13/2005 3:41:49 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; null and void
I think I'd get maced for that shirt though.
128
posted on
09/13/2005 3:42:24 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; null and void
Please tell me you didn't. I know nuthink. : )
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; null and void
On the back....maybe you could have "Not My Fault" : )
To: PennsylvaniaMom
Today a visibly pregnant woman is not permitted to ride most if not all amusement park rides. Liability issues. I know this...as my oldest two (college age) worked at a local amusement park the past two summers.When I was pregnant with my son, I wasn't even allowed on the carousel.
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; null and void
LOL.
Yes.
I'll never live down 'tlak'.
Kinda like epopel, mroe, ganags, owrk, and various other typos I have done..
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posted on
09/13/2005 3:47:03 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; null and void
I'll never live down 'tlak'. nope....and there might be a few you left out from your list; I think your list should be longer, lol!
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; null and void
Okay.. so I 'abridged' the list somewhat.
134
posted on
09/13/2005 3:54:45 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; null and void
Okay..so I 'abridged' the list somewhat. somewhat? : )
To: nicmarlo; sweetliberty; null and void
Okay, greatly.
But I'm certain that typos such as, teh, ot, fo, liek, taht, tehre, tehy, and form (instead of from) are rather bland.
136
posted on
09/13/2005 4:01:56 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(There is a Possum in the works.)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; null and void
But I'm certain that typos such as, teh, ot, fo, liek, taht, tehre, tehy, and form (instead of from) are rather bland. I'd call that a good start! : )
To: Leapfrog; Dashing Dasher
No, but I think Dasher will have an excuse for being with child after her race weekend now! ;o)
138
posted on
09/13/2005 6:07:56 PM PDT
by
pissant
To: Darksheare; grannie9
Garn will be miffed that you left her off...
139
posted on
09/13/2005 6:42:53 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Does my life *really* need a sarcasm tag????)
To: pissant; Dashing Dasher
Do you have to bring up race on every thread?????
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posted on
09/13/2005 6:43:58 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Does my life *really* need a sarcasm tag????)
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