[Right Wing Professor]

You never answered MY question.

She never answers my questions. Anyone else want to try this one? If I think of an elephant in the refrigerator, and you think of an elephant standing in a butter dish, are we thinking of the same elephant?

Seems like a simple enough question to me.

[From many - one.]

Is the butter dish in the refirgerator?

Is there more than one elephant in the refrigerator?

[Dr. Eckleburg]

So far two people have managed to play this game.

You must spend too much time in academia where evading the question is half the fun.

[Elsie]

How big is the refrigerator?

[Dr. Eckleburg]

She never answers my questions. Anyone else want to try this one? If I think of an elephant in the refrigerator, and you think of an elephant standing in a butter dish, are we thinking of the same elephant?

My question has never required us to draw distinctions between the definitions of God; the question is presupposing we acknowledge the simple "existence" of some undefined, yet-to-be-determined God, creator of heaven and earth.

I think you knew that, but you just liked the image of elephants balancing on butter dishes.