Posted on 09/10/2005 7:56:44 PM PDT by Checkers
(2005-09-02) -- President George Bush issued new orders today designed to deal with hurricane victims trapped in New Orleans and the gangs of looters roaming the city's streets.
"I've directed FEMA and the Army Corps of Engineers to take two immediate actions," said Mr. Bush as he stepped off Marine One after his helicopter tour of the ravaged region. "Our plan is simple, and can be expressed in just nine words: Rescue the refugees, then fill it to the brim."
The president explained that he had great compassion for those stranded at the increasingly unsanitary New Orleans convention center without food and water.
However, he has "no sympathy or tolerance for the gangs of brutal thugs who rob, rape and terrify."
"The moment we get the last legitimate refugee out of the city," the president said, "I've instructed the Corps of Engineers to dynamite the levees and let Lake Pontchatrain completely cover the snakes and fire-ants and their kin, if you know what I mean. Hurricane Katrina has provided us with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to rid New Orleans of a chronic plague."
They call me Snake.
Would that it were true.
Not too far from the wacky leftist conspiracy theories that are growing in cyberspace. They blasted the levees as a form of urban renewal, you know, because "Bush doesn't care about blacks". He just "sends troops down to NO to shoot them".
That's what I talkin' about.
Air Force One goes down in 'nawlins.
W and Laura have to fight their way out.
Gov. Blanco eaten by cannibals along the way.
W and Nagin fight mano-a-mano in the Terrordome. W wins, wins over hostile audience. They chant: dou-ble-u, dou-ble-u, dou-ble-u...
It writes itself.
Which One is a Joke?
Since Sep 11, 2005
ozone alert
If only it were true!
Darn Scrappleface.
You're the joke.
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"Meeeeeeeennnnnnnddddddddooooooozzzzzzzaaaaaa!!!'"
DU child...........I think its time for you to go home and drink more bong juice.
Who would make a better W?
Harrison Ford in "Air Force One": "GET-OFF-MY-PLANE!"
or
Bill Pullman in "Indepedance Day": "Nuke 'em. Nuke the bastards."
(My personal bias would be Pullman just for the "MISUNDERESTMATED" angle.)
"Plisskin, I thought you was dead."
SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY MICHAEL GROSS AS "TOURIST GUY"
MAIN TITLE SONG BY BLUE OYSTER CULT http://mercury.walagata.com/w/the-salamander/cowbell.wmv
PRESENTED IN SENSURROUND
I wish.
Has to be Pullman.
He *was* a president with real military flight experience, after all...:)
[and that alone made me suspect Pullman was playing a Republican prez]
Ford is a poseur.
Scott Ott for President
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