Weatherman Claims Japanese Mafia Behind Hurricane Katrina

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[Rodney King]

Weatherman Claims Japanese Mafia Behind Hurricane Katrina POCATELLO, Idaho (Wireless Flash) – Here’s a theory that’s sure to cause a storm of controversy: A meteorologist in Pocatello, Idaho, claims Japanese gangsters known as the Yakuza caused Hurricane Katrina.

Scott Stevens says after looking at NASA satellite photos of the hurricane, he’s is convinced it was caused by electromagnetic generators from ground-based microwave transmitters.

The generators emit a soundwave between three and 30 megahertz and Stevens claims the Russians invented the storm-creating technology back in 1976 and sold it to others in the late 1980s.

Stevens says the clouds formed by the generators are different than normal clouds and are able to appear out of nowhere and says Katrina had many rotation points that are unusual for hurricanes.

At least ten nations and organizations possess the technology but Stevens suspects the Japanese Yakuza created Katrina in order to make a fortune in the futures market and to get even with the U.S. for the 1945 bombing of Hiroshima.

Stevens will discuss the storm creation theory tomorrow night (Sep. 9) on an internet radio show at www.thesciencedetective.com

[Rodney King]

Hmm.

[hflynn]

If Katrina had tattos this might be plausible.

[berkeleybeej]

Is this the same nut who was on w/ George Noory -- Coast to Coast?

[highlymotivated]

Scott must have gotten into some GOOD weed to come up with this! That, or he's fallen on his head a few too many times.

[atomicpossum]

So, I guess Bush is behind the yakuza? It all fits!

[NickatNite2003]

Comtroversy? The guy is obviouslt a paranoid
schizophrenic whacko, who has gone over the
deep end.

[bk1000]

30Mhz sound wave? Now THAT'S frequency response! Must be a dilly of a tweeter.

[EricT.]

Now we know where the idea for man-made global warming came from. I hope this guy is stocked up on tinfoil.

[ovrtaxt]

She has tattos, you just can't see them unless she's nekkid.

Oh, you mean THAT Katrina! nevermind

[silent_jonny]

Today's forecast is partly cloudy with a slight chance of crazy.

[SlowBoat407]

Nah, Bush sent out nuclear subs to release superheated steam into the Gulf to heat the water, thus opening a low pressure corridor to intensify and steer Katrina into New Orleans.

It's true. Trust me. I know these things.

Really.

[bmwcyle]

Pass the tin foil

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

Careful! Next thing you know, Oprah will demand that all Americans should apologize to the Yakuza for "Godzilla's attack on Tokyo.

[Dad yer funny]

yup , BTW what payroll is he on?? Who is enabling this goofball??

[justa-hairyape]

From what I have heard that mafia is very difficult to do business with. Shred does not even come close to accurately describing them. Concerning conspiracy theories about hurricane generation, I wonder if anything is going on over in Africa. These Atlantic storms in the northern hemisphere are first generated as seed clouds over western Africa. Could something be going on over there naturally that is causing more clouds to be generated ? Could a country over there be seeding their atmosphere because they are trying to prevent a drought ?

[nuconvert]

Yakuza pong

[justa-hairyape]

Oops. Shred should be shrewd.

[benjaminjjones]

I did notice Katrina was missing a few joints off her pinky, so she must have been a bad girl.

[Apercu]

The RNC has one too. Karl Rove has this hurricane machine in the basement of the White House...he does...really...

[cripplecreek]

It's all so clear to me now.