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Keanu's new love, 59 (Diane Keaton)
Daily Mail (UK) ^ | 8-25-05 | Staff

Posted on 08/26/2005 8:25:30 AM PDT by veronica

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To: sheik yerbouty

From the Bible to the popular song,
There’s one theme that we find right along.
Of all ideals they hail as good,
The most sublime is motherhood.

There was a man, oh, who it seems,
Once carried this ideal to extremes.
He loved his mother and she loved him,
And yet his story is rather grim.

There once lived a man named oedipus rex.
You may have heard about his odd complex.
His name appears in freud’s index
’cause he loved his mother.

His rivals used to say quite a bit,
That as a monarch he was most unfit.
But still in all they had to admit
That he loved his mother.

Yes he loved his mother like no other.
His daughter was his sister and his son was his brother.
One thing on which you can depend is,
He sure knew who a boy’s best friend is!

When he found what he had done,
He tore his eyes out one by one.
A tragic end to a loyal son
Who loved his mother.

So be sweet and kind to mother,
Now and then have a chat.
Buy her candy or some flowers or a brand new hat.
But maybe you had better let it go at that!

Or you may find yourself with a quite complex complex,
And you may end up like oedipus.
I’d rather marry a duck-billed platypus,
Than end up like old oedipus rex.


161 posted on 08/26/2005 10:52:04 AM PDT by AmishDude (Join the AmishDude fan club: "ROFLOL!" -- tuliptree76)
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To: i.l.e.

"Where is K.R.'s mother in all of this?"

Exactly my question-- if I were the mother of one of these young men seduced by a much older woman, I would tell that HARPY to get her CLAWS out of my son.

But, with names like Keanu and Ashton, how much do you really expect out of those so-called moms?


162 posted on 08/26/2005 10:54:19 AM PDT by walden
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To: Cecily

4. Crimes of the Heart

LOVE that movie..


163 posted on 08/26/2005 10:55:07 AM PDT by FeliciaCat (I like my money where I can see it...hanging in my closet.)
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To: Borges
Is Nothing Sacred? She wishes she was half as funny as Carole Lombard or Lucille Ball.
164 posted on 08/26/2005 10:55:32 AM PDT by nickcarraway (I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)
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To: veronica

Well, at least with a beard that age he won't be expected to have children and he could avoid the "WHY NO CHILDREN?" questions in a marriage with her.


165 posted on 08/26/2005 10:56:29 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Lazamataz

your all hat and no cattle.

;)


166 posted on 08/26/2005 10:56:47 AM PDT by FeliciaCat (I like my money where I can see it...hanging in my closet.)
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To: veronica

She'll be getting Social Security in a couple of years, and he'll need the income since he can't act.


167 posted on 08/26/2005 10:57:09 AM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: najida

And there's a reason for the double-standard. See my post #136. Call me old-fashioned, but courting should be about finding a marriage partner and making a family.


168 posted on 08/26/2005 10:57:28 AM PDT by walden
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To: KittyKares
"Dude, like she's not my Grandma!"

Sorry, that exclamation point showed more emotional range than Keanu's entire acting career.
169 posted on 08/26/2005 10:58:56 AM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: FeliciaCat
your all hat and no cattle.

No, I'm the one that most often gets compared to cattle.

170 posted on 08/26/2005 10:59:51 AM PDT by AmishDude (Join the AmishDude fan club: "ROFLOL!" -- tuliptree76)
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To: riri

He's just another homosexual actor with a public string of women on his arm to cover up the reality of his perverted life.


171 posted on 08/26/2005 11:00:54 AM PDT by Siobhan
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To: walden

So if a woman is older,
she's of no use? Of no value?

I mean, if an older man wants a younger wife, then what you're saying is that all of us old hags should just slit our wrists and let the young firm hotties rule the world.


172 posted on 08/26/2005 11:02:21 AM PDT by najida (I run with scissors and I don't play well with others.)
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To: FeliciaCat
I ain't go no cattle.

I do have a little sheep dip.

173 posted on 08/26/2005 11:09:55 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is merely Nazism without the snappy fashion sense.)
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To: Kimmers

No according to Hollywood, box office sales are down because of the noise in theaters--cell phones, talking, babies crying, and so on. They are loathe to put the blame on their own shoulders.


174 posted on 08/26/2005 11:16:57 AM PDT by sarasota
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To: martin_fierro
Reeves, 40, was said to have dumped actress girlfriend Lynn Collins, 28, to date the 59-yearold Oscar winner.

Good thinking there. What a plan.

No, No, No!

Keanu, you've got it all wrong... You're supposed to trade in a 40 for two 20s!

Mark

175 posted on 08/26/2005 11:24:01 AM PDT by MarkL (It was a shocking cock-up. The mice were furious!)
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To: walden
So what you are saying is that fertility trumps compatibility. Since men are basically fertile late into life they can marry a woman as young as they want but women can only date men who are their age. How advantageous for men (according to you).
176 posted on 08/26/2005 11:48:12 AM PDT by CaptainK
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To: winner3000

I seem to remember that Keanu had a long-time girlfriend, and that they were expecting a child. I believe she had a (very tragic and heartbreaking to both of them) late-term miscarriage. She died (in an accident, or of an illness - I don't remember) not long after that. Apparently that caused a quantum shift in his viewpoints, and he had pretty much shunned the usual Hollywood crowd.


177 posted on 08/26/2005 11:52:51 AM PDT by bootless (Never Forget - And Never Again)
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To: x

LOL no I didnt get that memo. in fact I dont keep up with the hollywoodites whatsoever.I thought Reeves was gay because he acts like a sissy boy:) And I really liked him in all Matrix movies but he still acted kinda sissyish to me.


178 posted on 08/26/2005 11:53:43 AM PDT by suzyq5558 (Liberals disgust me and fill me with loathing..... foolish people.)
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To: CaptainK; najida

Older women are wonderfully useful-- I'm 46 myself, and just re-married this year to my long-time sweetie, who is 13 years my senior. After raising my daughters together for the last 14 years, we're looking forward to travelling and being alone together finally (sort of a perpetual honeymoon!) since I just deposited my youngest in her new college dorm room earlier this week.

And, someday (not soon!) I hope to have grand-children and to be able to help my daughters with them from time to time, and to be important in the childrens' lives.

I am lucky, I know, but my point is that older women can live wonderful, rich lives. My church is full of wonderful older women-- busy and helpful and giving women.

It's just that I firmly believe that a 40 year old man has no business with a 60 year old woman. She provides a mother figure, whereas he should be progressing to becoming a mature middle-aged man himself-- a husband and father. There's NOTHING attractive about a 40 year old boy. People are supposed to grow up. And, a 60 year old woman who is interested in that younger man hasn't grown up herself.

When I was younger, I would have said that it was all ok, whatever cranks their clocks, but since I've gotten older myself, I realize that people are SUPPOSED to pass through the progressive stages of life, occupying the right slot at the right age, helping others, and showing younger people how to lead a rich, useful, and good life.


179 posted on 08/26/2005 1:23:43 PM PDT by walden
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To: veronica

A guy who can't act his way out of a paper bag.....now he's dating one?


180 posted on 08/26/2005 1:25:25 PM PDT by RckyRaCoCo ("When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!")
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