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No comment on this one. If you want to look primped and too spiffy - forget about that date. No real woman wants to go out with an emasculated man - er, pretend girlfriend.

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
1 posted on 08/25/2005 1:05:53 AM PDT by goldstategop
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Well, it's pretty clear what the "Q" in "Joq" stands for.


109 posted on 08/25/2005 7:21:10 AM PDT by July 4th (A vacant lot cancelled out my vote for Bush.)
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To kiss a mug
That's like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than it does practice

BURMA-SHAVE

Leni

113 posted on 08/25/2005 7:30:15 AM PDT by MinuteGal
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Women will go out with men like this. They will just cheat on them with guys like us. :)


118 posted on 08/25/2005 9:07:10 AM PDT by HitmanLV
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One of the great things about living in Seattle is I am considered uber-Macho compared to the effete metrosexuals around here. Women complain, however, that I am "too intense." They do compliment me on being a "man" however.

Gee, and in Brooklyn, I was considered a p-ssy by some...

119 posted on 08/25/2005 9:08:20 AM PDT by Clemenza (Proud "Free Traitor" & Capitalist Pig)
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Two things. First, I realized in high school that my best friend had to be gay when I found out he shaved and waxed his legs. He said it was just for swimming, but yeah, he's as queer as a three dollar bill (even queerer: he's an outspoken Conservative).

Second: Ladies, despite what all the men's mags may imply there are some places you should not shave unless you're dating either Roman Polanski or Gary Glitter. That's all I'll say.

132 posted on 08/25/2005 9:50:00 AM PDT by RightWingAtheist (Creationism is not conservative!)
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This poor guy might make a Highland Gorilla nervous ...


133 posted on 08/25/2005 9:54:37 AM PDT by Betis70 (Every generation needs a new revolution)
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I love this article. Maybe there is still hope for the slightly overweight hairy 30 something guy that isn't even aware of what the hell a "weathergirl" is.


135 posted on 08/25/2005 9:56:44 AM PDT by trubluolyguy (Ew. This tastes like a monkey. A monkey that's past his prime. "Chris Griffin")
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I don't get the whole metrosexual thing. All that primping, waxing and moisturizing, sounds like work. I've figured that I've earned every hair on my chest and every grey hair on my head.


152 posted on 08/25/2005 10:40:23 AM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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mark


153 posted on 08/25/2005 10:41:12 AM PDT by sauropod (Polite political action is about as useful as a miniskirt in a convent -- Claire Wolfe)
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Men should wax their backs and hairy arms. But most women like hairy chests, so long as it is well groomed. Bare chests look freakish on Western men.


154 posted on 08/25/2005 10:43:11 AM PDT by montag813
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Let's add a bit of a clue for the non-locals. Midtown Atlanta has been a mecca for the queer male set since at least the late-70s. Anyone with any knowledge of the city at all, knows that.


156 posted on 08/25/2005 10:49:10 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
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waxing? Gross. Give me a man with a little chest hair.


160 posted on 08/25/2005 10:50:40 AM PDT by lawgirl (Sure I believe in intelligent design. The best accident we've come up with is Mary in grilled cheese)
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No way, dude! We're as manly as can be!


163 posted on 08/25/2005 10:54:09 AM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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No comment on this one. If you want to look primped and too spiffy - forget about that date. No real woman wants to go out with an emasculated man - er, pretend girlfriend.

It's the look I aim for when I wear a suit and tie.
pun intended

165 posted on 08/25/2005 11:01:51 AM PDT by Ipberg
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"Waxing makes up 35% to 40% of the business at Joq Day Spa for Men in Atlanta. 'Men are just becoming a lot more conscious of what their body looks like,' spa director Christopher Keever says."

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The print version of this article has a giant photo of someone named Guido Amato getting a facial. No-one named Guido Amato should be getting a facial. Incidentally, the "men's salon" (isn't "men's salon" an oxymoron?) where he gets his facials is called "Wise Guys." Amato admits he's been called a metrosexual. "When I hear that word, I just think, 'a guy that likes to take care of himself.'"


168 posted on 08/25/2005 11:21:58 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hey, Cindy Sheehan, grow up!)
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" "Waxing makes up 35% to 40% of the business at Joq Day Spa for Men in Atlanta."

Atlanta has been referred to as the San Francisco of the east. This place is as gay as a cucumber sandwich.


187 posted on 08/25/2005 5:02:49 PM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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