Al-Qaeda chiefs reveal world domination design

The Age.Com au ^ | August 24, 2005 | Allan Hall

[rebelyeller]

I hadn't looked at it that way, but you are exactly right. These pukes can't even agree with each other. They will kill each other off before the reach stage 3.

[rattrap]

Damn, you beat me.

[jb6]

I vote for the baboon, it looks more civilized.

[robowombat]

These are people that can't even conduct a decent small unit conflict. The Ansar al-Sunnah composed of native Iraqi Sunni's and heavily salted with former regime members from the Iraqi Army and Republican Guard are the only group to actually set up multilayered attacks and occasionally try to engage US forces in a real fight. OBL's boys just plant bombs and fire from concealed positions at the survivors. That is what is so enraging about the calls for retreat. We are engaging 20,000 + or minus Arab cutthroats who are engaging in classic Arab hit and run combat and the various leftist want to inflate these b-stards into a real military presence.

[paradoxical]

Well said
I saw part of the 9-11 program on National Geographic last night and Osama wanted to provoke US to attack Afghanistan
Yeah, that was a good plan/sarc off

[reagan_fanatic]

Phase 8 - Mecca and Medina uninhabitable for 10,000 years due to extremely high levels of radioactivity.

[HamiltonJay]

if there are 1.5 BILLION Of them in active combat, as explained in phase 5 or 6.. no issue "finding" them...

[Tijeras_Slim]

"We will dominate the world and push the Jews and Crusaders off the edge!"

[Fiddlstix]

Phase 8 ...........

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[alloysteel]

1.5 billion Muslims, perhaps (by their count). Not all equally dedicated to the proposition that they should stay in the fight to the death.

If the choice is to be dead, or perhaps converted to Zoroastrianism, or Buddhism, or Kung Fu, or Christianity, or Judaism, despite much of their early training, a sizable majority would opt for conversion.

A small minority, of course, would rather fight than switch. Regardless of the outcome and their personal fate.

[SevenofNine]

I wish they release Pinky and the Brain on DVD I wouldn't mind getting that cartoon LOL!

[Nateman]

Notice how they need to strike Turkey, an Islamic republic? Now they got Afghanistan , Iraq and Lebanon to contend with. As long as we don't get a Clinton to replace Bush down the road I imagine Syria and Iran will be added too. It's nice to know that when we do finally capture Osama he will have achieved the exact opposite of what he wanted.

[Captain Rhino]

They forgot phase 8: West totally incinerates Muslim "caliphate" with WMD then moves in to claim its resources.

Probably executed between phase 4 and 5 of the Al Qaida plan.

[mitchbert]

I've said it before here and I'll say it again: We will have no one but ourselves to blame if we fail to treat these words as serious. As your example makes clear, evil rarely just pops out of nowhere. Hitler was very clear in his intentions for a long time. Likewise, Lenin wasn't pretending to be a clergyman when he took over Russia.

Bin Laden had been warning for years that he wanted to strike America, and many treated his diatribes as just more Islamo-lunatic blather from another crazy towel head.

Some crazy towel head he turned out to be. Now, the terrorists are getting pushed back by America's actions now, and they increasingly appear in dissaray, but what happens when (if) they get a nuke or other WMD? Personally, I think they eventually will, and we'll have little if any time to stop the catastrophe.

When a man stands across the street screaming that he's going to burn down your house, do you just ignore him as nuts and go back inside? Do you call the cops then or wait until he's screaming on your front lawn. What about when he's standing on your porch with a can of gasoline? After the flames start? At that point calling him on when he was still across the street doesn't seem like so much of an overreaction, does it?

[bootless]

"Well, I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get a duck and a hose at this hour?"

[Grateful One]

And as we speak, our liberal friends are doing all they can to help meet the timetable!

[Cheburashka]

By coincidence, the Kansas City Royals also have a bold plan to win the World Series.

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They'd better hurry.

Osama's buddies in the Taliban prohibited playing soccer in
Afghanistan while they were in power.

Something about the time could be better used in prayer.

I'm sure they won't like baseball either, so if the Royals don't win before Osama takes over, there won't be any World Series to win.