Bin Laden Spotted at CNN

Chronwatch ^ | 18 aug 05 | Jeremy Robb

[LSUfan]

Osama bin Laden, long thought to be hiding in Pakistan or Afghanistan, is now thought to have been hiding out in the newsroom at CNN. The savvy news veteran has apparently been a senior editor at CNN for over two years, but slipped away before FBI agents could apprehend him. The FBI is keeping an eye on other known al Qaeda cells, like The New York Times, CBS and NPR to see if bin Laden surfaces there.

[fanfan]

LOL

[Donna Lee Nardo]

he he.

Too bad this won't last too long on Breaking News. It is actually old news!

[Petey139]

I spotted him greeting me at Wal-Mart.

[GOPJ]

Osama bin Laden, long thought to be hiding in Pakistan or Afghanistan, is now thought to have been hiding out in the newsroom at CNN. The savvy news veteran has apparently been a senior editor at CNN for over two years

Finally a rational explanation for why CNN sides with anyone or any group that stands against America. They really are standing with the enemy!

[spetznaz]

LOL. But wouldn't that be a hoot! Although think of it this way. What better place for him to hide than the US? No one would ever imagine him being here, and it would probably be easier to sneak into the US than to constantly evade the threat of a SEAL goodmorning or a JDAM sayonara in the crags of Afghanistan! It would be like a magician's sleight of hand ....by being able to hide something by misdirection and having people looking at the wrong thing one can hide an elephant. If Osama ever made it into the US he could probably get a mortgage, get a house in a decent neighborhood, have a 9-5 job, and the most people would say would be how 'familiar' he looks.

[Old Grumpy]

I spotted him at a bar-b-q joint and he was threatening to shut them down if they didn't remove all pork products from the menu!

[Jeff Chandler]

Than explains a lot.

[Black Beak]

Did you know that the Saudis have a good stake in AOL-Time Warner the parent company of the CNN. There is no need for Bin Laden to be a news editor. His kin own a good chunk of the company

[pookie18]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1465897/posts

[taxesareforever]

Was he the guy dressed up in a Wal Mart bag?

[talleyman]

It is actually old news!

Shhh - don't tell - nobody knows that.

[Petey139]

Funny you ask, He was actually wearing a wal-mart bag as a head diaper, Plus he was handing out smiley stickers with your name on it. His said "Hi my name is Osama, How may I help you?"

[taxesareforever]

I remember him. I told him that I needed some help finding a good cut of pork and the last I saw of him he was making a beeline down Aisle 8 towards the backdoor emergency exit.

[Petey139]

Your lucky, The guy threaten to kill me and called me a infidel because I had a t-shirt saying Bush '04.

[taxesareforever]

See, all of us infidels need to wear a necklace of pork rinds.

[Petey139]

Thanks for the advice, I go and buy myself a Pork Necklace and the next time I see Osama, I'll rub the thing in his face.

[taxesareforever]

You won't be able to rub his face in it. He won't let you get close enough to him. He'll be heading for the hills.