[luvie]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister/brother hits you, don't hit her/him back. They always catch the second person. (I always fell for this one!!!! *sigh*)

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

[Mama_Bear]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

Cute! I think I could make a cute post out of that. I might try to find graphics to go with the text and come up with something I can post here at the Finest....with you as co-creator, of course. :-)

[snugs]

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap

These little girls agree with that comment about the lap part but they don't look that sad to me though LOL