[DollyCali]

A Killer Gift!

The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks --
he wanted a new truck, she wanted a fast little sport car so she
could zip around town...

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, however,
everything SHE seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise
me." So, for her birthday, he bought her a new bathroom scale.

Services are pending.

[luvie]

LOL! That would be what would happen to my hubby if he ever did any thing that dumb!

[luvie]

LOL! That would be what would happen to my hubby if he ever did any thing that dumb!

[luvie]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister/brother hits you, don't hit her/him back. They always catch the second person. (I always fell for this one!!!! *sigh*)

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

[Aquamarine]

Hilarious!