Posted on 08/15/2005 9:37:41 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
MOORPARK, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Aug. 15, 2005--"Enough is enough!" said Delores Taylor, alongside her husband, Tom Laughlin (Billy Jack). The quintessential activist heroine and hero of the 1970's are back with a vengeance. They are determined to end the war in Iraq, by restoring America to her moral purpose, before subway terrorists possess nuclear weapons in suitcases.
To reveal this new exciting exit plan, Laughlin will be holding a press conference at Peace House located at 9142 5th Street, Crawford, Texas, on Thursday, August 18, 2005 at 1 p.m. (CT).
"This plan is a win/win situation for the Iraqi people, and especially for every American -- Republican, Democrat or Independent. Over 87% of 174 voters strongly approved this plan, including 61% who were Republican or initially favored the war," said Laughlin.
Not affiliated with either political party, Taylor and Laughlin are inviting the public to join them in a crusade to end the war and diffuse the escalating nuclear crisis.
Outraged at the daily deaths of American soldiers as well as innocent Iraqi civilians, and in support of Cindy Sheehan's courageous stand, they have created a never-before-seen comprehensive seven-month campaign with five separate major national events. The goal is to make America and the world fully aware that there exists an immediately available exit plan to end the war, give genuine peace, freedom and democracy to the Iraqi people, and bring our troops home by Christmas.
At Laughlin's press conference, he will reveal:
-- What the realistic exit plan is, why it will work, and why it is immediately available.
-- What these five separate national events will be, and how they will make certain that Sheehan's patriotic "Paul Revere" wake up call that this war has always been about oil does not disappear.
"These five unprecedented national events will prove to everyone that this war was always about deception and oil," says Laughlin. "And once you understand the war has always been about oil, the exit plan becomes self-evident," he continues.
The special events include: A national campaign of six full-page newspaper ads, TV spots and infomercials; a ten million person/100 city rally and vigil; a citizens' investigative nationally televised hearing conducted not by politicians, but by a panel of victims of the war; use of the Billy Jack Web site and other sites against the war; and another unprecedented event that will reach the world, the production of a major franchise feature film to end the war -- Billy Jack's Crusade to End the War and Restore America To Its Moral Purpose.
For further information, contact EndTheIraqWar.com at P.O. Box 840, Moorpark, CA 93020. Call: 877-253-4567. Fax: 805-523-9412. E-mail: EndTheIraqWar@yahoo.com. Web Site: www.EndTheIraqWar.com or www.BillyJack.com.
"I remember that movie like it was yesterday, and even though I was young, I could easily see the leftist propaganda all through the movie."
That movie is a painful reminder of how much I have changed since it first appeared. Back then, I LOVED the movie. Now, not only do I see it as a bunch of leftist claptrap, but I feel angry at how easily I was misled.
That era was such a bad dream. Thank G-d I woke up.
(Too bad Mr. & Mrs. "Billy Jack" didn't. I saw a picture of his wife recently. She looks like she smoked one too many.)
"All these insane bastards always seem to come from california. I have to get out of here."
I left 20 years ago. Never looked back.
or Billy Hack.
So let's face it - if he could do that, even in a low-budget movie, there's no telling what he could with something like a global war! This is like Joe Shlabotnik becoming head of General Motors or Microsoft - with one day's notice!!! I kid you not, this guy is our ticket!
In case you're wondering about those 5 events, it appears he's scheduled today's leading folk singers to unite us all with an updated 2000's version of the 60's - 70's classic, KumBaya.
This will do much to unite the country, allowing aging hippies, Democrats, and other odd-ball leftists one last chance at that old-time religion (for them), nostalgia.
On the other hand, it will disappoint, and perhaps even miff, standard right-wingers such as Republicans, but since their opinions don't count anyway, it's of small consequence.
As for the terrorists, a woe begotten and misunderstood people if there ever was one, the entire spectacle will absolutely stun them for 20 minutes, thereby providing our fearless leaders on the Democratic side valuable time to fashion an appropriate response to the crisis (whatever it is) that will make winners of all of us.
Notice no mention is made of the Republican leadership responding to this. This is no accident, as they seem incapable of fashioning much of anything, let alone something as deep and profound as what Mr. Laughlin will offer up.
Yes, this opportunity is truly manna from heaven, and after a resounding acceptance all across the political spectrum (except for those evil right wingers!), it appears likely it will grease the skids for a Hillary 2008 run, or, failing that (i.e., she chooses not to run), then clinching the nomination for Dennis Kucinich.
I don't know about you, but now I'm excited about Thursday. I think I'll take time off so I can listen to the plan, then go out and celebrate with my wife and our Flower Children.
Having said all this, please excuse while I go off and barf...
CA....
Wow! This guy sounds like he might even be smarter than Tom Cruise. Does he jump up and down on couches too? I am so relieved that he has chosen to enlighten the masses with his wisdom.
Have you seen this...? :)
I have NO idea who/what Billy Jack is /was, but this man and his wife are delusional. He has a plan? Well, so did John Kerry. LOL
It's all Haliburton's fault ( sonce when did Haliburton sell oil ? ) and the Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos.
His "plan" is to give "back" the oil fields, which they somehow owned (?) to France and Russia and a few others and then, those countries would all send in troops to "save" Iraq.
Do the doctors who did this man's lobotomy know that he's not still in his padded cell?
OMG.
If he'd walked past me in the street I'd have *never* recognized him.
[I hope nobody posts pix of the missus]
Billy Jack replaced by Silly Dork?
Works for me...:)
MWAH-Ha-Haaaaaaa! And now you're blind! BLIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNND -- ! :)
Who are those people? Please supply the names for each.
From Left to Right: Tom ("Billy Jack") Laughlin; miscellaneous leftist moonbat; Delores Taylor (a.k.a. Mrs. Tom Laughlin).
LMAO !!!....... Billy Jack ?
The original ass clown of fabricated rightous causes.
Who hit those people with the ugly stick ? LOL
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[rub rub rub]
Oh thank God....my eyes...it's not permanent.....
[you are cruel, CRUEL I say!].....:))
So did I...especially riding on the 25-cent kiddy pony....:))
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