Tom Laughlin (Billy Jack) to Unveil Brand-New, Never-Before-Seen Exit Strategy to End War in Iraq

BusinessWire.com ^ | 8/15/2005 | Staff

[MoochPooch]

"I remember that movie like it was yesterday, and even though I was young, I could easily see the leftist propaganda all through the movie."


That movie is a painful reminder of how much I have changed since it first appeared. Back then, I LOVED the movie. Now, not only do I see it as a bunch of leftist claptrap, but I feel angry at how easily I was misled.

That era was such a bad dream. Thank G-d I woke up.

(Too bad Mr. & Mrs. "Billy Jack" didn't. I saw a picture of his wife recently. She looks like she smoked one too many.)

[MoochPooch]

"All these insane bastards always seem to come from california. I have to get out of here."


I left 20 years ago. Never looked back.

[kb2614]

YOU MUST BE IN IT FOR THE FILTHY, STINKING OIL, YOU HORNED, SOULLESS JEW PAWNS OF HALIBURTON, YOU!!!"

You make that sound like it's bad or something! I proudly carry my BushCheneyHalliburtonMilitaryIndustrialZionistOligarchalImperialistHegemonCabal membership card everywhere I go. Though it's hard to read since it's written in invisible ink. ;-)

[BansheeBill]

PJ: dig out some of the Billy Jack website stuff you used to post from the old threads. I found this bio that he posted on his website back in about 2001:

Starting with the fact that Mr. Laughlin has an IQ of over 180, the fact that Mr. Laughlin is a foremost authority on the psychology of CG Jung, having been recruited by Jung’s closest colleagues to write a definitive book on Jung’s psychotherapy; the fact that Mr. Laughlin’s films broke three box office records in a row, and Mr. Laughlin’s distribution innovations forever changed the film industry; the fact that Mr. Laughlin teaches his new cancer treatment and prevention program at major universities and medical schools from Yale to Stanford, and has conducted dozens of courses for the cancer patients and therapists of such well known alternate therapists as Bernie Siegel, MD and O. Carl Simonton, MD, among others; the fact that Mr. Laughlin, openly acknowledging he was the worst qualified man in America to be President, actually ran for President in 1992 in order to encourage a truly qualified non-professional politician to run, he experienced first hand, in a very minor way the unbelievable corruption of the primary system that McCain is now being subjected to; the fact that Mr. Laughlin, in his mid-twenties, while teaching theology and religion at such universities as Loyola, Occidental, and Mount St. Mary’s, was selected to a panel discussing the Nominalism of the Earl of Ockham, Aristotelianism, and the personal experience of God with the world renowned theologian, Paul Tillich; the fact that Mr. Laughlin was a highly paid “professional” college football player who had to take a pay cut when he went into the camp of the professional Cardinals – and much more – gives Mr. Laughlin unprecedented experience, first hand knowledge, and a unique viewpoint of each one of these fields that will truly surprise you, and give you a new, in-depth understanding of whichever subject you are interested in.

[isom35]

or Billy Hack.

[Chances Are]

I, for one, was terrifically impressed by the way he handled himself in the second movie (I think it was the second). The authorities had the place where he was holed up absolutely surrounded by the functional equivalent of the 82nd Airborne, and he had them on his terms! Amazing!

So let's face it - if he could do that, even in a low-budget movie, there's no telling what he could with something like a global war! This is like Joe Shlabotnik becoming head of General Motors or Microsoft - with one day's notice!!! I kid you not, this guy is our ticket!

In case you're wondering about those 5 events, it appears he's scheduled today's leading folk singers to unite us all with an updated 2000's version of the 60's - 70's classic, KumBaya.

This will do much to unite the country, allowing aging hippies, Democrats, and other odd-ball leftists one last chance at that old-time religion (for them), nostalgia.

On the other hand, it will disappoint, and perhaps even miff, standard right-wingers such as Republicans, but since their opinions don't count anyway, it's of small consequence.

As for the terrorists, a woe begotten and misunderstood people if there ever was one, the entire spectacle will absolutely stun them for 20 minutes, thereby providing our fearless leaders on the Democratic side valuable time to fashion an appropriate response to the crisis (whatever it is) that will make winners of all of us.

Notice no mention is made of the Republican leadership responding to this. This is no accident, as they seem incapable of fashioning much of anything, let alone something as deep and profound as what Mr. Laughlin will offer up.

Yes, this opportunity is truly manna from heaven, and after a resounding acceptance all across the political spectrum (except for those evil right wingers!), it appears likely it will grease the skids for a Hillary 2008 run, or, failing that (i.e., she chooses not to run), then clinching the nomination for Dennis Kucinich.

I don't know about you, but now I'm excited about Thursday. I think I'll take time off so I can listen to the plan, then go out and celebrate with my wife and our Flower Children.

Having said all this, please excuse while I go off and barf...

CA....

[omniscient]

Wow! This guy sounds like he might even be smarter than Tom Cruise. Does he jump up and down on couches too? I am so relieved that he has chosen to enlighten the masses with his wisdom.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Have you seen this...? :)

[nopardons]

"87% of 174 voters approve of this plan." HUNH?

I have NO idea who/what Billy Jack is /was, but this man and his wife are delusional. He has a plan? Well, so did John Kerry. LOL

[nopardons]

OMG..........I read about 1/2 of that mordant insanity and could read no more.

It's all Haliburton's fault ( sonce when did Haliburton sell oil ? ) and the Jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos.

His "plan" is to give "back" the oil fields, which they somehow owned (?) to France and Russia and a few others and then, those countries would all send in troops to "save" Iraq.

Do the doctors who did this man's lobotomy know that he's not still in his padded cell?

[Salamander]

OMG.
If he'd walked past me in the street I'd have *never* recognized him.

[I hope nobody posts pix of the missus]

[Salamander]

Billy Jack replaced by Silly Dork?

Works for me...:)

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

[I hope nobody posts pix of the missus]

MWAH-Ha-Haaaaaaa! And now you're blind! BLIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNND -- ! :)

[nopardons]

Who are those people? Please supply the names for each.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

From Left to Right: Tom ("Billy Jack") Laughlin; miscellaneous leftist moonbat; Delores Taylor (a.k.a. Mrs. Tom Laughlin).

[Squantos]

LMAO !!!....... Billy Jack ?

The original ass clown of fabricated rightous causes.

[nopardons]

Thanks! I still don't know who they are, but it's good to be able to put the names to the faces.

Who hit those people with the ugly stick ? LOL

[Salamander]

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[rub rub rub]


Oh thank God....my eyes...it's not permanent.....


[you are cruel, CRUEL I say!].....:))

[Salamander]

So did I...especially riding on the 25-cent kiddy pony....:))

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Looks an awful lot like Johnny Winter, doesn't she...? :)