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What is our country coming to when our nations finest have to cook their meals with pee? (*Okay, old article, but worth a chuckle.)
1 posted on 08/15/2005 2:05:09 PM PDT by steel_resolve
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To: steel_resolve; pissant

I thought we already had canned peas.


2 posted on 08/15/2005 2:06:59 PM PDT by Enterprise ("Islam is not a religion, but rather a means of world conquest" - ALAN BURKHART.COM)
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To: steel_resolve

Not only does the MRE taste like s##t, now this!


3 posted on 08/15/2005 2:07:21 PM PDT by Peter vE (Ceterum censeo: delenda est Carthago.)
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To: steel_resolve

Eewwww.....


4 posted on 08/15/2005 2:07:27 PM PDT by DesignerChick
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To: steel_resolve

They could have at least added "Filtered" urine to the title.


5 posted on 08/15/2005 2:07:43 PM PDT by PeteB570
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Gives "who pi$$ed in your chili?" new meaning...


6 posted on 08/15/2005 2:08:29 PM PDT by WestTexasWend
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Hydration Technology of Albany, Oregon, which makes the membrane, says soldiers should only use urine in an absolute emergency because the membrane is too coarse to filter out urea.

Ok, what kind of emergency would require pi$$ing on it, rather than eating it dry & crunchy?

8 posted on 08/15/2005 2:08:42 PM PDT by Sax
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Kind of takes the fun out of peeing on a tree----might be skipping ones own lunch.


9 posted on 08/15/2005 2:09:24 PM PDT by cherokee1 (skip the names---just kick the buttz)
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To: steel_resolve

Visualize whirled pees.


10 posted on 08/15/2005 2:09:31 PM PDT by Nachum
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To: steel_resolve

Well, you probably wouldn't have to add any salt, FWIW.


11 posted on 08/15/2005 2:09:33 PM PDT by GaltMeister (“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”)
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Food scientists working for the US military have developed a dried food ration that troops can hydrate by adding the filthiest of muddy swamp water or even peeing on it.

And it still tastes better than


12 posted on 08/15/2005 2:09:55 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Lodi Idol)
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To: steel_resolve

YUK!


13 posted on 08/15/2005 2:10:07 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: steel_resolve

I can't wait for the new recipe for S.O.S.


14 posted on 08/15/2005 2:10:56 PM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
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To: steel_resolve

Visual World Pee


15 posted on 08/15/2005 2:11:24 PM PDT by DainBramage
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What a wiz of an idea.


16 posted on 08/15/2005 2:11:28 PM PDT by My2Cents ("The essence of American journalism is vulgarity divested of truth." -- Winston Churchill)
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To: steel_resolve

All I am saying, is "give pees a chance."


17 posted on 08/15/2005 2:11:29 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: steel_resolve

Add beer first


20 posted on 08/15/2005 2:12:20 PM PDT by bmwcyle (We broke Pink's code and found a terrorist message.)
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I'll have a B.L.T. - hold the Bladder!


21 posted on 08/15/2005 2:12:55 PM PDT by Solamente
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Let me put it this way. I'd more likely eat something rehydrated by my urine than by someone else's.


22 posted on 08/15/2005 2:13:07 PM PDT by Brilliant
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This just might make the bottled water manufacturers a tad bit nervous. What if some chap brings to market a water filter shaped like a condom?

Gives the term 'fresh-squeezed' a whole new meaning ;)
24 posted on 08/15/2005 2:13:52 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Islam is war)
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A little pizzel in yo shizzel.


25 posted on 08/15/2005 2:14:12 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If you must obey your party, may your chains rest lightly upon your shoulders.)
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