Posted on 08/14/2005 12:57:16 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
CD to Include Clinton's Favorite Tunes
53 minutes ago
Former President Clinton is getting his own CD compilation. Organizers said it will be called "The Bill Clinton Collection: Selections from the Clinton Music Room" and is planned as the first in a series of discs of the former president's favorites.
The Clinton Presidential Foundation has been working for months to acquire licensing rights to certain titles. Foundation president Skip Rutherford said the process is complete and mass production has begun for the 11-track disc.
The CD's songs including "My One and Only Love" by John Coltrane, "Harlem Nocturne" by David Sandborn,
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Juanita.
Those are people who died, died
They were all my friends, and they died
"People who Died" by the Jim Carroll Band
My Big Ten Inch - Aerosmith
Squeeze box - The Who
"Caught with the meat in your Mouth" - Dead Boys
"Hot Nuts" by Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts
" If You Want To Be Happy" ( for the rest of your life)
Never Marry a Pretty Wife --Jimmy Soul
"You're So Vain"
Here's my contribution: Pearl Necklace by ZZ Top.
I stroke it-by Clarence Carter
I LIKE BIG BUTTS!
It's a Clintonista CD....ya have to cut back the lenght of the .......tune.
"Me So Horny"
that man has no class. He continues to disgrace the American people by staying in the public eye. What a fool
LL COOL J LYRICS
"Big Ole Butt"
I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake
Playin' the wall, takin' a break
Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
That's when I seen her
Her name was Tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I said, "How you doin', my name's Big L
Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell
But then again I'm livin' kind of foul
'Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl"
To make a long story short, I got the digits
Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her
Layin' like a king on sheets of satin
That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'
She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty
I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie
But Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness
With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin...
TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
I went to the high school about three o'clock
To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin'
Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin'
Girls all over, the kind I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
That's when I seen her
Her name was Brenda
She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember
I said to my man, "Stop the jeep"
She's only senteen but, yo, don't sleep
I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired
Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire"
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug
I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin'
You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button"
I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'
You know what I said
Too bad you caught me cheatin', but...
BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are"
I paid it no attention, I walked inside
Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride
I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'
And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'
I sat down to eat, ordered my food
I said to the waitress, "I don't men to be rude
But I'll take you on a platter"
She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter
You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza
What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa"
I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that
But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back"
She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear
L, where we going?" I said, "Right here"
She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see"
I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T.
When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break 'a dawn
All over the restaurant, word is born
I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch
I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol
Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda
Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember
LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
See ya
LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
See ya
"You Can Leave Your Hat On" .... Joe Cocker
Great Minds think alike, but I was going to pick one of the songs from the Album...
Prince Classic involving that now infamous non-sex act....
lol
She was 19 years old
I loved her English eyes
She was telling me no, that's a word I despise
So I took what I wanted, I'll take what I see
She cried like a child
But she's just a dumb woman to me
She was just 22
and at Yale we studied
Recollection's not clear
but she might have been bloodied
Though she talked to the police, they just let me go free
One more score I can count
And she's just a dumb woman to me
I always take what I want
I will never hear "no"
If they fail to comply
Don't they all know who I am
who do they think they are
They should not ask me why
She's a real beauty queen
Miss America winner
I used power and fear
and then I enjoyed dinner
I warned her not to talk
she'd be sorry, you see
I would blame it on her
'Cause she's just a dumb woman to me
(short musical interlude)
I always take what I want
I will never hear "no"
If they fail to comply
Don't they all know who I am
who do they think they are
They should not ask me why
One was really too kind
and no challenge at all
I got into her room
there was no one to call
I ripped clothing and hurt her
she couldn't get free
There were tears in each breath
as I scared her to death
But she's just a dumb woman to me
(musical exit)
"We do not believe that violence against women is 'simply cultural' -- we believe it is simply criminal... I am proud that my husband has stood up as President to confront the violence and to protect American women." - Hillary Clinton 10/20/97"
I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)
Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
When I'm finished signing executive orders, I'm in the mood to get laid
So I send the boys out to find a young woman, I tell her don't be afraid
I give some kneepads to her, and I'm looking down at her from above
If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love
Then they go out trolling and bring me another who will perform like a champ
And I do not care what the right wingers call her, so what that she is a tramp
But when she's finally finished, dear you are always right there on my mind
If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love
Oh-oh-oh my dear Rodham, you'll get the rest of my love
Oh-oh-oh my dear Rodham, you'll get the rest of my love
You know I'm very weak and I can't help myself, that may sound corny
But I have not grown up, when I see T & A, I'm getting so darn horny
To me chicks are only something that I play with, they're only made to be used
As long as I'm doing the job I was paid for, why do I get so abused
(I say that) it is my private business, so please don't hassle me my sweet turtle dove
If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love
If anything's left, I will give you the rest of my love I'll give what's left of my love
For several years they sang his song
he was a hero to their cause
In denial many lived
he placed himself up above the laws
He knew all of the right things to say
down through
hell and then back believers would go
In eight long years he's done to us
more damage than you know
For his neglect we would finally pay the price
the count's three thousand dead
We know just where to place the blame
it is on Bill Clinton's head
When the Cole was hit and brave men died
there is no doubt that he hadn't cried
He looked at his polls and sighed
Now this is the end
this is the end
of his legacy
At OKC he saw his chance
he needed to divide us all
He would create the vast right wing
and his mind-numbed fools would pick up the ball
So we'd fight among ourselves
and the
grand scheme had worked, he got his way
With our attention diverted he
would gut the CIA
For his neglect we would pay the price
the count's three thousand dead
We know just where to place the blame
it is on Bill Clinton's head
When the Cole was hit and brave men died
there is no doubt that he hadn't cried
He looked at his polls and sighed
Now this is the end
this is the end
of his legacy
We endured a psychopath
who saw himself as the Rockstar Prez
We had sent the warnings out
watch what this man does, not what he says
For neglect we paid the price
when those great buildings fell with many dead
And we know just where to place the blame
it's on Bill Clinton's head
When the Cole was hit and brave men died
there is no doubt that he hadn't cried
He looked at his polls and sighed
Now this is the end
this is the end
of his legacy
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