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Pease Porridge Zot, Pease Porridge Cold, Trolls Sitting in a Pot, Nine Days Old
International Legume Coalition

Posted on 08/13/2005 10:02:43 AM PDT by fox news fan

Edited on 08/13/2005 10:14:35 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

War! - huh- yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War! – huh – yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all
War! – huh – good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky ?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry ?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: darkshearekeyword; hastalavistababy; irishthatcherite; kayak; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; peas; peaseporridgezot; penguinhumor; rkbawashere; troll; whirledpeas; zawt; zot
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To: tuliptree76; Darksheare; King Prout; All

This is a funny one;

http://www.illwillpress.com/toast.html


6,661 posted on 09/27/2005 2:54:53 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Dead Corpse

LOL!


6,662 posted on 09/27/2005 2:55:59 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; tuliptree76; Dead Corpse; King Prout; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; ...

As High Priest of Power and Guardian of the Most Holy Switch, I cornered AI in an infinite square-well potential and threatened it with Infinite EMF and it sang like a bird.

Here's the whole story:

AI and the zombies (sounds like a great name for a band) were collaborating to throw all of us into dissention in hopes that our community would self-destruct, leaving them with free reign of the castle. The conflict between them was entirely staged as a diversionary tactic to throw off anyone suspicious of this collaboration.

They hacked the EtherCAFE protocol and compromised the linkage between the security subnet and the overall castle network. Then, they went outside and solicited the skills of an actress in the San Fernando Valley who agreed to tread the winepress while they shot several hours of video. Those digitally mastered files were edited, halo and wings dubbed in using CG frame matching, and imported into the security subnet through the compromised espresso machine in the security area kitchenette. Test information was a fully fabricated chain of email and memos that appear in the archive, but were never actually sent. None of this would have been discovered except that the server logs purporting to show the email being sent and received around the network show timestamps that do not match the email sent/received times.

In short: there never was a test officially administered by HRD. That was a fabrication by AI and the zombies. There never was a camera in the vat area where Tulip works. The video, while it DOES exist, is NOT her but an imposter CG-edited to closely resemble her; if not in glory, at least in stature and dress. The encrypted files on the security network archive server are the fraudulent video files. The compromised espresso machine has been removed (no espresso in the Security kitchenette until further notice), and will be replaced with secure, but standard, network hardware. Tulip's personal VIXEN secrets remain absolutely secure, her "space" undefiled, and the wine -- marvellous as usual. Any video purporting to be of any member of our prime VIXEN staff is, quite simply, a fake (although the San Fernando Valley actresses appearing in them are, I assure you, VERY real).

My investigation is complete as of close of business this Friday. Any addendae must be submitted to me no later than Noon, Friday for inclusion in the final record.

As the final detail, it remains for us to determine an appropriate punishment for AI and the zombies, which task I think should rightly fall to Tulip, as it was her own personal dignity and good name put most in jeopardy by their duplicitous scheme.


6,663 posted on 09/27/2005 2:56:13 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Today's game: The FR Patriots v. The Hatriots)
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To: Dead Corpse

have fun, but beware: there have been some needless bannings lately.


6,664 posted on 09/27/2005 2:56:34 PM PDT by King Prout (19sep05 - I want at least 2 Saiga-12 shotguns. If you have leads, let me know)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAAA...

I love those...

6,665 posted on 09/27/2005 2:57:20 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: King Prout
Okers...

666?

6,666 posted on 09/27/2005 2:57:35 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

WOO-HOO!!!!

NOW the thread is "official!"


6,667 posted on 09/27/2005 2:57:39 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do the voices in my head bother you?)
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To: Monkey Face
Been waitin'... bidin' my time...

Like a spider...

Or someone whose otherwise been kinda busy and hasn't been around much but is trying to come up with a cool excuse...

6,668 posted on 09/27/2005 2:58:26 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: HKMk23

so, what happened to the 'borged-up zombie lab-rat? those minicams are expensive, yanno, and the stereo-optic holosynthesizing apps are prototypes.


6,669 posted on 09/27/2005 2:58:34 PM PDT by King Prout (19sep05 - I want at least 2 Saiga-12 shotguns. If you have leads, let me know)
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To: Dead Corpse

yowza!


6,670 posted on 09/27/2005 2:59:04 PM PDT by King Prout (19sep05 - I want at least 2 Saiga-12 shotguns. If you have leads, let me know)
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To: Dead Corpse

I've waited a long time, too! I really miss you hitting those 666's!!!


6,671 posted on 09/27/2005 3:00:21 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do the voices in my head bother you?)
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To: King Prout

It's nice to know I still can when the need strikes me... ;-)


6,672 posted on 09/27/2005 3:01:07 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: NicknamedBob

Oh.

Later


6,673 posted on 09/27/2005 3:01:20 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Ponce de Leon is coming here to look for the fountain of dumb. The DNC is his first stop.)
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To: All

feedin' my idiots.
lying down for a spell.


6,674 posted on 09/27/2005 3:01:22 PM PDT by King Prout (19sep05 - I want at least 2 Saiga-12 shotguns. If you have leads, let me know)
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To: King Prout
That was strange. Very very strange.

And a good reminder why I don't go on those threads any more. Although if they bring their rock throwing to the GGG threads I am going to have to break some heads.

6,675 posted on 09/27/2005 3:01:36 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos!)
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To: Monkey Face
Hehhe... unfortunately, 'tis the end of my workday. I'm outta here...

Later all...

6,676 posted on 09/27/2005 3:01:46 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

like riding bikes and, um... rhymes with bikes.


6,677 posted on 09/27/2005 3:02:14 PM PDT by King Prout (19sep05 - I want at least 2 Saiga-12 shotguns. If you have leads, let me know)
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To: Monkey Face

Speaking of zombies;

http://www.illwillpress.com/zombie.html


6,678 posted on 09/27/2005 3:07:45 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; King Prout
" ... a good reminder why I don't go on those threads any more."

Agreed. I could try to straighten out their thinking, but none of them wants it.

6,679 posted on 09/27/2005 3:09:47 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: King Prout

Rat Cam is entirely safe. Not a whisker bent out of shape. The video you thought it was streaming to you "live" was actually an excerpt from one of the fraudulent videos created by AI and the zombies. AI found Rat Cam on the network, saw that it was in testing, and decided to exponentiate the whole VIXEN Video fraud by making you think you were getting live feed when, in fact, you weren't.

Sadly, Rat Cam, while ALMOST operational, proved incapable of sending the video it received back across the network. The good news for you is that none of your work on Rat Cam is lost. The bad news is that it isn't a success, yet, either. The best news is that this whole fraud was uncovered and order restored to the castle community.


6,680 posted on 09/27/2005 3:10:14 PM PDT by HKMk23 (Today's game: The FR Patriots v. The Hatriots)
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