Pease Porridge Zot, Pease Porridge Cold, Trolls Sitting in a Pot, Nine Days Old

International Legume Coalition

[fox news fan]

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

War! - huh- yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War! – huh – yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all
War! – huh – good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky ?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry ?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

[Conspiracy Guy]

You look marvelous.

[HKMk23]

So, now that you've got this "test" model done, what kind of glue are you going to use for the "real" bow? Yellow wood glue (Elmer's or Titebond), or two-part epoxy?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

That tag line makes you look classy.

[Monkey Face]

WHERE IS EVERYBODY???? WHADDYA THINK THIS IS: MONDAY????

[Monkey Face]

You, too, Irish!

[NicknamedBob]

Hi, 'Face!

What took you so long?

[Darksheare]

*Runs through with pipes and wires running all over self and taped to personage*

Woohoo! Woohoo!! Woohoo!! Woohoo!

*pauses*

Monday?!

*'splodeys, much to the horror of the zombies.*

Oops!

[Monkey Face]

I been sick? :o|

[Monkey Face]

You get to play with your own WIRES????

WHOA!

[NicknamedBob]

Hey, Darks, what happened to that skyhook thread?

I asked a couple of questions, and everybody disappeared to consult their slide rules.

[NicknamedBob]

Did I ever tell you I don't believe in getting sick?

I think it's unhealthy.

[Monkey Face]

Yes, I think I read that somewhere...

[Darksheare]

Yup!

AND as an added bonus, the zombies think the wires will actually DO something.
The latest in motivating the undead hordes to work with, if not pride in workmanship, then fear of the unknown.

They're still upset that we let the dust bunny play with them.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You bellowed?

[Darksheare]

Slide rules, AND Sci-calculators.
Maybe a few computer programs as well.

*shrugs*

I'm not really a sci-type, so trying to crunch numbers makes my head hurt.
;-)

See: Me not knowing that they can produce more than a few strands of nanotube cable.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I am starting to crossbreed the dust bunnies with dust kittens.

I think I am coming up with an entirely new breed of horror

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I asked a couple of questions, and everybody disappeared to consult their slide rules.

You know you asked a good question when you get a "I need to check that"

[Monkey Face]

Did you tell them the dust bunny would multiply exponentially with every refusal?

[Monkey Face]

Did my caps alarm you?








(Got your attention, dint it?)

[Darksheare]

Whoa, now THAT is something horrific!

Cool!