Christopher Walken Running For President

Walken2008.com ^ | 8/12/05 | Walken 2008

[Callahan]

The Walken Platform

These are the issues that need solutions now, and Christopher Walken is not afraid to address them. He wants his supporters and opponents to know that he is clear in his ideals and will fight to lead America to a better place.

Campaign Finance Reform:

"I believe that campaign finance is a very tough issue, with good points on both sides; but I feel, as a wealthy american, that I should have no more say than even the least fortunate American citizen. That is why I am for campaign finance reform."

Military Funding:

"I am a huge supporter of the military. I have always thought of them as our guardians, and when our guardians are making less than the poverty line, and children are suffering because their parents decided to join the military, well, I get very upset. I feel that instead of sending billions to the Pentagon's pet projects, it should go to the troops."

Stem Cell Research:

"I'd met Chris Reeve several times before he died, and after having met him it is tough to be against it [stem cell research]. I am for human knowledge and expansion of human life. If stem cells are one way to do that, I need to be a good friend of stem cells."

We appreciate the great response you've sent us, interested in more information about Christopher Walken's policies and platform. Please have patience as he puts his ideas into words, and as soon as they're available, we'll put them here. Thank you for your support.

[Callahan]

OK, so he's not perfect on the issues, but if it comes down to this guy and Hillary, I'm voting Walken. More cowbell!

[Callahan]

[cripplecreek]

Just don't ask him for your daddys pocketwatch.

[Darkwolf377]

If he doesn't win, will he blow his brains out?

[Panerai]

If it came down to a pile of cow crap and Hillary, I would vote for the cow menuer.

[RightWhale]

Sure he can dance, but can he get a baseball anywhere near homeplate on opening day?

[Originalist]

Even if he's a bit liberal in some areas, at least he'll scare the pants off our enemies.

[Callahan]

If Hillary wins, we all might.

[PoorMuttly]

Will James Woods be his Vice Presidential running mate?

[Originalist]

Of course, so does Hillary, so I'm not sure that's a good thing.

[Boazo]

Look fella's, It needs more cowbell

[Asphalt]

This is a joke, yes?

[RightWhale]

You know, that's not a bad idea. The Admin should be ordinary people, anybody should be able to do the job. If they come in with a clear sense of what's right, that should be enough.

[DGray]

"I gotta have more cowbell, baby!"

[Callahan]

Who knows? Anybody crazy enough to take a supporting role in "Envy," the worst Ben Stiller movie ever made, might be crazy enough to launch a quixotic campaign for the Whitehouse.

[Darkwolf377]

Nick (Walken): I don't think about that much with one shot anymore, Mike.

Michael (Deniro): You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.

[Asphalt]

Walken creeps me out. He's a bit of a weirdo

[Darkwolf377]

the worst Ben Stiller movie ever made

We could start a thread on that subject. Hell, a website on that subject.

[Old Seadog]

LOSER

[beavus]

Might be a good President. He can, afterall, tell the good guys from the bad guys just by shaking hands.