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Caption This.....(Hillary Hears The News Today)
FoxNews | Aug.8, 2005

Posted on 08/08/2005 10:34:38 AM PDT by COUNTrecount



TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: crazyeyes; devilincarnate; olcrustyatitagain; oldbat; piaps; seahag; takefromyou4; thecommongood
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To: COUNTrecount

"God, when is the Metamucil going to kick in?"


21 posted on 08/08/2005 10:43:08 AM PDT by Exeter (If Life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons!)
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To: COUNTrecount

"Oh no, the batteries in my Joni's butterfly just went dead"


22 posted on 08/08/2005 10:43:23 AM PDT by InsureAmerica (the only free cheese is in a mousetrap)
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To: Polyxene

Heck, the environmental impact study and building permits wouldn't be ready to allow construction before the 2008 Elections!


23 posted on 08/08/2005 10:43:34 AM PDT by Redleg Duke (BOHICA!)
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To: dirtboy
Looks like one of those faces on the heads on the bodies that used to stand on the Kremlin wall during the parades back the 60's and 70's
24 posted on 08/08/2005 10:44:38 AM PDT by oyez (¡Qué viva la revolución de Reagan!)
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To: COUNTrecount

wattle alert


25 posted on 08/08/2005 10:45:01 AM PDT by BreitbartSentMe (Ex-Democrat since 2001)
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To: COUNTrecount

Use this image to scare a bulldog off a meat wagon


26 posted on 08/08/2005 10:45:11 AM PDT by SMARTY ("Stay together, pay the soldiers and forget everything else." Lucius Septimus Severus)
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To: COUNTrecount
Damn! Bill's wiener is bigger than mine!"
27 posted on 08/08/2005 10:46:05 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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To: COUNTrecount

Somebody fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.


28 posted on 08/08/2005 10:46:37 AM PDT by N. Theknow (If Social Security is so good - why aren't members of Congress in it?)
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To: COUNTrecount

29 posted on 08/08/2005 10:47:44 AM PDT by John Lenin (Hillary Clinton =RAT Titantic)
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To: dirtboy
That's a man, baby!

Honestly, on a visceral level, combine that mug with her screeching and who could vote for her????

30 posted on 08/08/2005 10:48:02 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: Red Badger

Why? That part doesn't need maintenance since it isn't used.


31 posted on 08/08/2005 10:48:15 AM PDT by One Proud Dad
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To: Redleg Duke

LOL! AND there might be a spackel shortage, too!!


32 posted on 08/08/2005 10:49:03 AM PDT by Polyxene (For where God built a church, there the Devil would also build a chapel - Martin Luther)
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To: dirtboy

I'm constipated and I won't take it anymore!


33 posted on 08/08/2005 10:49:04 AM PDT by jb6 ( Free Haghai Sophia! Crusade!)
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To: COUNTrecount

"Bring it on, beeyotch!"


34 posted on 08/08/2005 10:49:16 AM PDT by Palladin (America! America! God shed His grace on Thee.)
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To: Red Badger

LOL !!!!


35 posted on 08/08/2005 10:49:36 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: dirtboy
Three words of advice, Jeanine: Take the bus...

No kidding! Keep your feet on the ground!

The Most Ruthless Woman Alive

36 posted on 08/08/2005 10:49:48 AM PDT by Ladysmith ((NRA and SAS) WI Hunter Shootings: If you want on/off the WI Hunters ping list, please let me know.)
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To: N. Theknow

What do you mean, repositioning to the center is not working? Howard, you will just have to force the voters to accept that, send in the lawyers to sue any paper that isn't doing what I tell them to do.

/Sarcasm OFF

37 posted on 08/08/2005 10:50:43 AM PDT by sr4402
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To: InsureAmerica
The Road to Wellville (1994)

Virginia Cranehill: The fresh air, the exercise, and the pleasure of a leather saddle between one's thighs.

Eleanor Lightbody: Why, Virginia, what do you mean?

Virginia Cranehill: Bicycle smile, I believe they call it.

Without futher comment...

38 posted on 08/08/2005 10:51:07 AM PDT by jonascord (What is better than the wind at 6 O'clock on the 600 yard line?)
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To: COUNTrecount

TURKEY NECK! TURKEY NECK!


39 posted on 08/08/2005 10:51:56 AM PDT by NRA1995 ("People do stupid things...." and I hear the Vonage music playing.....woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo....)
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To: COUNTrecount
"I can't belive I didn't win that f***ing "Ellen" look alike contest!"
40 posted on 08/08/2005 10:52:11 AM PDT by oldleft
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