"For one thing, the house contains the most wondrous thing in the world: the kitchen counter. One time a piece of turkey fell off of it. The dogs still regularly visit the spot where it landed, in case it shows up again. There's an invisible Dog Historic Marker there."
LOL
1 posted on
08/07/2005 8:43:27 AM PDT by
nuconvert
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To: nuconvert
This is why dogs pee on car tires.
It leaves an invisible dotted line they can follow if they
get lost.
My old hound "Trooper" got lost once, he was gone for two weeks, finally my ex who was a pet sitter was making a call
on the other side of Atlanta and there he was sitting on
the porch waiting for her, like "Where you been?".
The only alternative was space alien abduction, which
would have been a first for a dog, at least as far as we know.
2 posted on
08/07/2005 8:51:03 AM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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4 posted on
08/07/2005 8:57:03 AM PDT by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: nuconvert
Substitute an old giant knotty pecan tree for Barry's mail truck and it's the same story here. We own one dog but for some reason the neighbor's dog lives here most of the time as well. It must be our kitchen counter is more interesting and our couch is softer.
5 posted on
08/07/2005 8:57:54 AM PDT by
mtbopfuyn
(Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
To: nuconvert
Look! The Neighbor's dog!
Come to kill us all!
Look! Look! Look! Look!
6 posted on
08/07/2005 9:00:55 AM PDT by
patton
("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
To: nuconvert
Lol, My beagle is a lazy bum, He won't even get my slippers or newspaper.
To: nuconvert
Actually, Their so called secret life consist of doing it, sleeping and eating. Take away his manhood and all he'll do is sleep, eat and sleep.
To: nuconvert
It's not her fault that the solution to the problem is usually to pee on it. That fits right in with what I have always known to be a dog's philosophy on life:
If you can't eat it or copulate with it...pee on it.
13 posted on
08/07/2005 9:35:01 AM PDT by
Bloody Sam Roberts
("It's a 'dog eat dog' world out there and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.")
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Mom and dad had a poodle and German shepherd that disappeared one day while they were up north at their cottage. We fondly recall that time as Zarek and Poco's great adventure. Mom and dad spent 3 day driving the back roads and logging trails looking for them and dad even left his jacket by the side of the road hoping they might smell it and stay by if if they found it. (somebody ultimately found it and took it)
3 days later they drove into the teeny little town a few miles away for dinner in the bar and who should be sleeping behind the bar. They had wandered up to bar a couple hours earlier and the owner, recognizing them, had taken them in.
With the exception of being on the losing end of their battles with a skunk and porcupine, they were pretty much all right. Dad figures they probably lit out after a deer then became hopelessly lost.
15 posted on
08/07/2005 9:40:36 AM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(What is a homosexual Islamic Jihadist going to do with 72 virgins? Can he give them away?)
To: nuconvert
Very cute. I have two Black Labs and a Basset Hound. Dave explained them perfectly. :)
17 posted on
08/07/2005 9:48:54 AM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: nuconvert
This is one of those times when something moderately amusing struck me as completely hilarious...I'm still wiping tears from laughing SO HARD!
Thanks for posting this...:D
18 posted on
08/07/2005 9:52:11 AM PDT by
SE Mom
(God Bless those who serve)
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19 posted on
08/07/2005 9:55:45 AM PDT by
albee
(The best thing you can do for the poor is...not be one of them!)
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I have a Border Collie and she doesn't have an 'off' switch. Always curious--never lazy. She smiles when excited and cries real tears when you scold her.
They're a handful for most people but have to be some of the most intelligent creatures ever created.
SGT C.
20 posted on
08/07/2005 10:00:13 AM PDT by
veeceeque
(Proudly fighting for the greatest nation on Earth! God Bless the USA.)
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21 posted on
08/07/2005 10:04:28 AM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("MON CANARD EST EN FEU!!" -- http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20050620.html)
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Thanks for posting that, I laughed so hard the tears were streaming down my cheeks.
22 posted on
08/07/2005 10:10:41 AM PDT by
McGavin999
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thought I ought to ping ya
23 posted on
08/07/2005 10:12:38 AM PDT by
nuconvert
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24 posted on
08/07/2005 10:18:00 AM PDT by
HairOfTheDog
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Invisible Dog Historic Marker ! .... so true, we use to throw a treat at a certain spot while cooking, now he choms his his teeth together at us and runs to the same spot. sometimes we find him at the same stop sniffing and waiting. Kids taught him to say "mom" (yes ! he does say what sounds like mom)and he does it every time and runs to the same spot. Wierd dog.
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28 posted on
08/07/2005 10:46:14 AM PDT by
tob2
(Old Fossil and Proud of It!)
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On the other hand, some may be smarter than others...
30 posted on
08/07/2005 11:05:48 AM PDT by
Marauder
(You can't stop sheep-killing predators by putting more restrictions on the sheep.)
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