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The Hidden Life of Dogs (Dave Barry) (LOL!)
Maimi Herald ^ | Dave Barry

Posted on 08/07/2005 8:43:26 AM PDT by nuconvert

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To: HairOfTheDog

Ping!


21 posted on 08/07/2005 10:04:28 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("MON CANARD EST EN FEU!!" -- http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20050620.html)
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To: nuconvert

Thanks for posting that, I laughed so hard the tears were streaming down my cheeks.


22 posted on 08/07/2005 10:10:41 AM PDT by McGavin999 ("You must call evil by it's name" GW Bush ......... It's name is Terror)
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To: Dog

thought I ought to ping ya


23 posted on 08/07/2005 10:12:38 AM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: nuconvert; Flyer; technochick99; sinkspur; annyokie; Scott from the Left Coast; 88keys; ...
Ping!


Other articles with keyword "DOGGIEPING" since 12/29/04

24 posted on 08/07/2005 10:18:00 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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To: nuconvert

Invisible Dog Historic Marker ! .... so true, we use to throw a treat at a certain spot while cooking, now he choms his his teeth together at us and runs to the same spot. sometimes we find him at the same stop sniffing and waiting. Kids taught him to say "mom" (yes ! he does say what sounds like mom)and he does it every time and runs to the same spot. Wierd dog.


25 posted on 08/07/2005 10:18:42 AM PDT by newfrpr04
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To: Lobbyist
My Scruffy very rarely barks in the middle of the night but when he does I literally levitate off the bed due to surprise.
26 posted on 08/07/2005 10:29:23 AM PDT by proudofthesouth (Boycotting movies since 1988)
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To: Flyer; humblegunner; Allegra; TheMom; Xenalyte; thackney; Eaker; stevie_d_64; TXBSAFH; ...

Fun doggie read ping!


27 posted on 08/07/2005 10:37:33 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum
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To: nuconvert

Gotta love Dave Barry!


28 posted on 08/07/2005 10:46:14 AM PDT by tob2 (Old Fossil and Proud of It!)
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To: pax_et_bonum; thackney

Our very own thackman had a dog that had a real secret life.

I don't remember all the details so maybe he will post them!


29 posted on 08/07/2005 10:46:25 AM PDT by Eaker (My Wife Rocks!)
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To: nuconvert
On the other hand, some may be smarter than others...
30 posted on 08/07/2005 11:05:48 AM PDT by Marauder (You can't stop sheep-killing predators by putting more restrictions on the sheep.)
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To: veeceeque

We had a visitor day before yesterday. This cute little black and wite border collie waltzed up to the front door and followed my husband into the house. (!!) She didn't know, sit, but could definitely flop down, and roll over to have her belly scratched. She was wet and smelled like "dog". (Obviously outside most of the time). She had on a collar that said her name was "Dixie". She responded to her name but she also responsed to hey you. Very friendly dog. I put her in the garage with water and everytime I opened the door, she rolled over. LOL We located Dixie's daddy through her rabies tag and her vet. He came and got her, said she was supposed to be in the fenced back yard with his other dog (that one was waiting on his front porch, LOL). I said to him "Dixie definitely has a way out!"

We had a Brittany Spaniel one time, no way could you keep her confined. She went over a 7 foot electric fence. You could hear "psst!" when she went over, but she went anyway. She was also fond of jumping on firecrackers which would blow her ears up and leave her face singed (I never thought she was the sharpest knife in the drawer)


31 posted on 08/07/2005 11:28:57 AM PDT by greccogirl ("Freedom belongs to those who are willing to sacrifice the most for it")
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To: nuconvert
My dog Snoopy, that's him to the right, spends most of his time transcribing my thoughts.

Which means he works very little :) In which case he's sleeping.

32 posted on 08/07/2005 11:35:13 AM PDT by upchuck ("If our nation be destroyed, it would be from the judiciary." ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: dd5339; cavtrooper21

ping for a good read!


33 posted on 08/07/2005 11:44:24 AM PDT by Vic3O3 (Jeremiah 31:16-17 (KJV))
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To: nuconvert

My old dog, Sandy (who died a couple of weeks ago at 17 years of age) was so into the Al Gore thing that whe did the same thing each morning that we do when we get up, drink coffee and check our email. She had a slightly different twist however, she would go outside, walk up to our mailbox by the road and check her "PEEMAIL."

She was able to read whatever came in the peemail overnight and spend much of her time sniffing (reading) it.


34 posted on 08/07/2005 11:52:38 AM PDT by DH
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To: Lobbyist
When he does spot a squirrel he literally flies out the door and chases the poor squirrel up the tree.

Our half Australian Shepard, Misty, also took a dim view of squirels and cats. She killed three of the latter, two by using our other dog, Maude, as a blocker, but fortunatly never could catch a cat.

35 posted on 08/07/2005 12:29:21 PM PDT by El Gato
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To: Eaker

He was a trainer for trainers of greyhound racers.

He had so much heart they didn't want to give up on him.

He had so little talent, they eventually did.

Can you imagine, six different trainers, and last in every race?

Later we learned his secrete plans. Retire Early!!! He takes retirement from the track very, very seriously. Most people mistake him for a lumpy rug.


36 posted on 08/07/2005 1:17:14 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: nuconvert
There's an invisible Dog Historic Marker there.

True except in my Maddie's case its a spot anywhere that a very lucky varmit somehow managed to escape her "jaws of death". She will return to that exact spot loking for the one "who got away"

37 posted on 08/07/2005 2:04:30 PM PDT by apackof2 (In my simple way, I guess you could say I'm living in the BIG TIME)
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38 posted on 08/07/2005 2:26:27 PM PDT by uglybiker (Did ya hear the one about the cannibal who passed his best friend in the forest?)
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To: Lobbyist

squirel up a tree? I live in Cent. FL on 5 acres. Several winter ago we had 4 black bears in the backyard eating acords from the oak trees. My Doberman took after all of them (scared my wife and me to death), but she's fearless. She treed all of them in the oak trees. Now these are 400 lb. bears. They scramble up oak trees like squirells. We got her back into the house.


39 posted on 08/07/2005 2:43:13 PM PDT by jslade ("If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."(Seminole Cty, FL))
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I give. That story trumps my little squirrel tale. Wow! Bears in my backyard would have sent me packing.


40 posted on 08/07/2005 3:05:03 PM PDT by Lobbyist (Just doing a job an illegal alien can't do.)
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