I am Mad, Hysterical, and Zotted

To: unhappy camper

YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR TROLLING!!!

201 posted on 07/30/2005 11:52:30 AM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)

To: UltraKonservativen

"Rascality has limits, stupidity has none!" - Napoleon

"You can fix rascals but you can't fix stupid" - Ultrakonservativen

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." - Dean Wermer

202 posted on 07/30/2005 11:57:25 AM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham (Crush! Kill! Destroy the heathen!)

To: big'ol_freeper

Nice collection of nukes!

203 posted on 07/30/2005 12:00:18 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham (Crush! Kill! Destroy the heathen!)

Are possessed cats allowed to become Viking Kitties?

204 posted on 07/30/2005 12:04:51 PM PDT by Mad_Tom_Rackham (Crush! Kill! Destroy the heathen!)

To: unhappy camper

The process of ZOTTING, with the specimin moved away from the epicenter (but close enough to be smashed) to demonstrate the power of a ZOT 12MB.

205 posted on 07/30/2005 12:09:07 PM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)

To: unhappy camper

So what you're saying is that the whole "blood for oil" thing was just a load of liberal bull crap.

206 posted on 07/30/2005 12:11:31 PM PDT by Redcloak (We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces singin' "whiskey for my men and beer for my horses!")

To: unhappy camper

I just had to pay $2.41 a gallon for gas and I can't afford this

You are an idiot and should be removed from the gene pool. The president does not have a lever that pushes up or down the price of gas. Your conclusion that Bush is responsible for the price of gas only makes clear how stupid you are.

207 posted on 07/30/2005 12:14:40 PM PDT by Dont_Tread_On_Me_888 (Bush's #1 priority Africa. #2 priority appease Fox and Mexico . . . USA priority #64.)

To: unhappy camper

How can that be? I thought this whole war was about oil. If we're over there to get their oil, it should be 50 cents a gallon, right? RIGHT?

Can't have it both ways, troll.

208 posted on 07/30/2005 12:16:08 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)

Can't afford a gallon of gas?

You have to love this post on heels of the energy bill where all our fat cat Republican Oil Barrons (according to the media) are going to reap rich rewards!!!! Haa, haa.... I love the irony even if it is from delusional liberal.

209 posted on 07/30/2005 12:17:22 PM PDT by BushCountry (They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong.)

To: unhappy camper

"Excuse me for infiltrating your mop room, but I need to vent."

It's a storage room, not a latrine.
Latrine is down the hall, lefthand side, labeled "DU."

"I just had to pay $2.41 a gallon for gas and I can't afford this."

Not my fault, take it up with OPEC, and stop buying crack.

"I blame Clinton and his illegal Balkan wars for this travesty."

Clinton was a travesty alright.
Maybe even a transvestite, who knows?

"And since unhappy camper is part of the remaining 40% of dummies who still support that assclown, I blame unhappy camper, too."

You support Clinton still?
Wow, you ARE smoking crack.

"I hope so much the Democrats take back the porta johns in 2006 so this nazi will be impeached and tossed in the clink."

Please explain how repossessing porta potties will get Clinton thrown into the pen?

"How you idiots can't see this man is pure evil, I don't know."

Where have you been over the past 12 years?
Of COURSE we knew Clinton was evil!
I told you, put down the crack pipe!

"Hopefully, both he and KKK Byrd will be in jail soon."

And that is the smartest thing you have said yet.
Yes, hopefully Clinton and Byrd the obstructionist will be tossed into the slammer.

210 posted on 07/30/2005 12:18:19 PM PDT by Darksheare (The day the tagline went "Boink!")

To: Prime Choice

You are hereby banished to LP with...A SHRUBBERY!

Someone call for a shrubbery?

211 posted on 07/30/2005 12:19:09 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)

To: SandyInSeattle

Someone call for a shrubbery?

We Knights Who Until Recently Said "Nee!" are quite pleased.

212 posted on 07/30/2005 12:33:08 PM PDT by Prime Choice (Thanks to the Leftists, yesterday's deviants are today's "alternate lifestyles.")

213 posted on 07/30/2005 12:36:41 PM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)

To: unhappy camper

Dang. You guys are worse than cockroaches.

214 posted on 07/30/2005 12:37:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.)

215 posted on 07/30/2005 12:38:48 PM PDT by Darksheare (The day the tagline went "Boink!")

To: unhappy camper

Damn! And I thought this was a war for oil. Go figure.

216 posted on 07/30/2005 12:43:28 PM PDT by Junior (Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)

great post MM! You worked actual reason into a Zot post. I'm impressed...

217 posted on 07/30/2005 12:44:21 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion

That's "Cry 'a troll!' and let loose the Viking Kits!"

218 posted on 07/30/2005 12:45:04 PM PDT by Junior (Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)

To: unhappy camper

219 posted on 07/30/2005 12:46:22 PM PDT by Paul_Denton (Get the U.N. out of the U.S. and U.S. out of the U.N.!)

To: Mad_Tom_Rackham

ooooOOOOHGGGGG! The best recruits!

220 posted on 07/30/2005 1:06:53 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

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