FReeper Canteen ~ Tribute To Drinking Songs (Voter Thread) ~ 30 Jul 2005

The Canteen Deejays

[MoJo2001]

 

~ Drinking Songs ~

Enjoy!

Artist	Song	Artist	Song
Johnny Cash *Ma expects all of you on the Chaplain's thread on Sunday Morning! Especially after tonight!	Sunday Morning Coming Down	Sticks McGhee *Ma says that if you must drink wine, it better be American!	Drank Up All The Wine Last Nite
Tom T. Hall	I Like Beer	Flogging Molly *Irish Punk/Alternative	Drunken Lullabies
Memphis Slim *The Blues	Beer Drinking Woman	Gaelic Storm	Johnny Tarr
Willie Nelson	Whiskey River	Roger Miller	Chug-A-Lug
Dropkick Murphys	Caught In A Jar	Barefoot Servants	Drinking Again
Jay Teter *Country	Football, beer, and you	Toby Keith *Country	I Love This Bar
The Eagles	Tequila Sunrise	Hank Williams, Jr	All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over
Flogging Molly	Devil's Dance Floor	Buddy Merideth *Country Classics	Flop Top Beer
Pat Green *Country	Carry On	Jimmy Buffett	Boat Drinks
Garth Brooks	Ain't Goin' Down Til The Sun Comes Up	George Thorogood	One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer
Belfast Muslims *Irish	Drunken Landlady	Commercial Break brought to you by Coors	I Love Football
Kenny Chesney *Here's a toast to Youth!	Young	The Warren Brothers	I Sell A Lot Beer
Garth Brooks & George Jones	Beer Run	Toby Keith and Willie Nelson *If you don't understand this song, ask a Texan!	Beer For My Horses
Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett	It's 5 O Clock Somewhere	Kila *Irish Slow at first, but picks up!!	Dusty Wine Bottle
Chuck Wagon and The Wheels *This is a hilarious song!	Beauty's In The Eye Of The Beerholder	Sticks McGhee	Drinkin' Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee
Great Big Sea with The Chieftains *This song is probably referring to French Sailors. Not our saintly American ones. Hehe!	Drunken Sailor	Flogging Molly	May The Living Be Dead (In Our Wake)
Gaelic Storm *If you're hungover from all the root beer, this is a nice little ditty for ya.	After Hours At McGann's	Dropkick Murphys *Duh, get a clean glass!	Dirty Glass
Hank Williams, Sr	There's A Tear In My Beer	Flogging Molly	Kilburn High Road
Memphis Slim	Whiskey Drinking Man	Jimmy Buffett *The baby boomers last hurrah, huh? Hehe!	Margaritaville
Johnny Champion *We're sure he's referring to being the Root Beer Drinking Champion!!	Beer Drinking Daddy	Garth Brooks *MoJo lives in the ghetto, I need friends in high places! Hehe!	Friends In Low Places
Belfast Muslims *When you're drinking, does it matter if you understand the words? We thought not!	Whiskey, You're The Devil	George Thorogood *This is exactly what we say about Ma!	If You Don't Start Drinking (I'm Gonna Leave)
Great Big Sea	Old Black Rum	Brooks & Dunn *Watching people Boot Scootin' makes most of us wanna drink!	Boot Scootin Boogie
Jerry Lee Lewis *Laverne & Shirley? That's what made Milwaukee famous, right?	What Made Milwaukee Famous	Charlie Walker *Gotta admire such ambition!	Gonna Drink Milwaukee Dry
Jim Ed Brown *If you don't drink, you probably will after this song. UGH!	Bottle, Bottle	Luke Gibbons	Don't Slam The Door On My Hangover

 

Artist	Song	Artist	Song
Alan Jackson *Referring to a Pepsi Top, huh?	Pop A Top	Garth Brooks *Referring to Coke bottles we're sure!	Longneck Bottle
Dropkick Murphys *We suppose everyone must strive for certain things!	Barroom Hero	Travis Tritt & Marty Stuart *Try Mountain Dew! It works for MoJo!	The Whiskey Ain't Workin'
The Dubliners *MoJo wants those that emailed about Charlie Mopps to know...he's as real as Betty Crocker!	Beer, Beer, Beer	Scotty Emerick *Have ya tried the Fridge?	Where's My Beer
The Simpsons	Homer's Beer Song	Snoop Dogg *Not for Ma or Kids!!	Gin and Juice
Gaelic Storm *Another nice song to get ya in the spirit!	Tell Me Ma	The Gits	Drinking Song
The Pogues & The Dubliners	There's No Beer In Heaven	Tracy Byrd *Thank God Ma has no idea who Jose Cuervo is. Hehe!	Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo
Bob Hamilton *We assume this makes it easier to hear drinking songs, right?	Making My Home In A Bar Room	Stonewall Jackson	Blues Plus Booze (Means I Lose)

 

 

[TASMANIANRED]

Do you think you are big enough to get away with it.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

I'm sorry you're hurting...
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Tas}}}}}}}}}}}}}
I prefer tiger Balm to Icy hot..
I don't like that sensation that Icy Hot gives..
Ms.B

[tomkow6]

Yeah! I have my "ways".....

[MS.BEHAVIN]

mowing is just loaded with hidden dangers...
LOL
Like panty hose going 200 mph!
;0)
Ms.B

[Drumbo]

Cavity Search
(Numb Me, Drill Me, Floss Me, Bill Me)
~ Weird Al Yankovic ~

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[luvie]

I had to use dial-up when I went on a couple of short trips, and I know how you feel! I felt totally left out. And I could barely load the pages of the Canteen. It is frustrating--I feel your pain, but, NO ICY HOT!!!

[TASMANIANRED]

Guess the story made the rounds.

We have a regular sicko that calls periodically.

He has a similare tale about super glue.

Wants to keep you engaged on the phone.

Entertaining job, inexperienced Mom's in hysterics over their baby tasting diaper rash ointment,

The drama queens and their suicidal gestures over a fight with the beau,

The drug seekers claiming their dog brought pills home,

The prank calls.

I am sure glad I'm off.

[TASMANIANRED]

Smells better too.

I may get real exotic and rub cinnamon oil into it.

[tomkow6]

Super glue???? Tell me MORE!

I need it for somebody here....

[TASMANIANRED]

The city works crew finally finished my street after 4 months of work.

When the reseeded with weeds they put this green mesh crud down with straw on top.

Last time I mowed, I spent an hour pulling it up.

Of course it shredded easily.

I only thought I had it all.

Caught a hunk of it and wound it around the blade.

Took almost an hour to cut and pull it loose.

[luvie]

BWAAAAHAAAAHAAA! I was thinking of that as I wrote the post!

How are you this beautiful Saturday morning? Is MrB out there with the monster of the yard this morning? Are all your pantyhose accounted for?

[luvie]

I'm glad you're off too. Just don't think about those crazies this morning--or rather early afternoon for you, isn't it. What fun things ya got planned for the weekend?

[TASMANIANRED]

At work, I can minimize the player and put the volume on low.

Can take calls with some mighty nice background music.

I can participate even when I'm not participating.

[luvie]

Hee-hee--let MS.B tell you about things getting wound around mower blades!

[luvie]

Makes work seem a little more like home when ya have Canteen music playing in the background, huh! We have no access to a computer at work, and all the time I'm there, I'm wondering what I am missing here! LOL!

[AZamericonnie]

Welcome to the canteen...thank you for your service to America!

[Drumbo]

Like A Surgeon
~ Weird Al Yankovic ~

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[Soaring Feather]

Super glue???? Tell me MORE!
I need it for somebody here....
TAS, don't listen to him ---he wants that super glue for me.

[Soaring Feather]

Guess the story made the rounds.

We have a regular sicko that calls periodically.

He has a similare tale about super glue.

Wants to keep you engaged on the phone.

Entertaining job, inexperienced Mom's in hysterics over their baby tasting diaper rash ointment,

The drama queens and their suicidal gestures over a fight with the beau,

The drug seekers claiming their dog brought pills home,

The prank calls.

I am sure glad I'm off.

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Sounds like you are dealing with Tomkow6. :)

[Soaring Feather]

*HUGS*



Good afternoon, MS.B.


How be ya today??