Posted on 07/28/2005 1:03:25 PM PDT by Liz
NEW DRUGS FOR DEMOCRATS
HANGITOL Dispensed to each Democrat voting bloc for inducing complete amnesia from now til election day.
VAGUEIUM Plant extract that treats losing Democrat candidate's depression by rendering them unconscious for up to two days.
TESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding Democratic candidates of how awful the Republicans are and how they can't wait till they are voted out.
PEPTOBIMBO Liquid silicone drink for single women voters. Two full cups swallowed before voting increases breast size, decreases intelligence, prevents conception, and induces automatic pulling of the Democratic lever.
DUMBEROL When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ in Democratic women, resulting in enjoyment of country music, pickup trucks, Bill Clinton, and having sex in a trailer park.
FLIPITOR Increases life expectancy of dwindling Democrat voter-s who commute by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers with "I Voted For Bush" stickers on their cars.
MENICILLIN Potent anti-male-biotic for older Democratic women. Increases whatever resistance remains to Hillary Clinton’s candidacy.
AREYOU486 Provides chemical inducements to such lethal lines from Bill Clinton, such as, "Make me a better person. Vote for me. Can we get naked now?"
HIGHAGRA Injectable stimulant taken prior to voting increases sexual potency, and the duration, and enjoyment of pulling the lever for John Kerry and Teddy Kennedy.
DUMBASSPIRIN Relieves headache caused by male Democratic voters man who can't remember the candidate's name, serial number, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
SCRAMISIL A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on Democratic candidates who come to the door eager to share their losing life stories with total strangers.
GAGAMENT When administered to a Democratic candidate, provides the same irritation level as getting voted out of office.
Is Chadscamerol still in R&D ?
Anyway, this caused me to
R O T F L M A O
No loss atol......
Yeah.........Chadamint is coming out soon---settles upset stomachs and Democrat disgust over Florida 2000.
Preparation-H, good for demonRAT breath. They should be slowly chewed, never swallowed whole.
Monica-cigar, to be used only once, never lit, and never to be put into your mouth
You left out Carter's Little White Liver Pills.
You forgot Blamebushforitall - The democratic panacea.
also:
Maybeourviewsareoutofthemainstreamisall - useful for electile disfunction. (Which is spreading like wildfire democratic circles.)
Don't forget F#CKITOL, the suicide pil. When the 'Rats just can't stand a Republican Congress and president anymore.
Heheh.......swallow it with purple kool-aid.
Your creation? A FReeper hat-tip to ya!
One addition:
ORWELLIUM. Compound which induces a toxic state of narcissistic fatalistic abortive hedonism, resulting in compulsive Doublespeak. Found in fatal concentrations in public schools and in the Kool-Aid beer-bonged at DU frat parties. ANTIDOTE: Only known antidote is deprogramming by talk radio, with lifetime parole reporting daily to FR and monitored via officers wearing Pajamahadeen badges....
Very good!!!
I'll add Reparations H: Dems will use it for sore rears after the Hispanics bugger 'em and move into the GOP.
The only drugs the Democraps should be taking is arsenic.
No thats Phucketol.
For fed-up left wingers that acually DID leave the country
for a hurricane ravaged Muslim town in Indonesia.
Nowitchatol: cures nightmares about Hillary and or Helen Thomas.
Throw in a GPS ankle braclet to monitor the movement
of lefty scum..........
Ping !! Have fun.
"For all the good these things did me, I coulda shoved 'em up my A**"
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